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I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

Donald Trump is more concerned about protecting Teslas from vandalism than protecting our kids from gun violence.

Imagine if a democrat did this

hey just saw this are you guys still bombing yemen

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

Circling back on this…

RIP imposter syndrome, which came to a violent end in Pete Hedgseth’s group chat.

you should be able to buy loosie hamburger buns

i would drink a marxarita

Roses are red Violets are blue

this is where the analogy to Brexit is really useful. A similar attitude that the US is completely self-sufficient and needs nothing from anyone. Too bad a lot of innocent people are gonna find out the hard way that this isn’t true.

He was always a used car salesman at heart.

the feminine urge to

To be clear: a tariff is a tax.

Any imposter syndrome I ever had melted away the moment Dan Bongino was named Deputy Director of the FBI. Now I just need to figure out how to overcome the corrupt oligarchical system determined to crush me and I should be set for success.

Thoughts on boycotts: inflict pain on the corporation. Buying a couple 99 cent ebooks from a self-published author on Amazon is fine. Don’t buy a microwave on it. Purity is never the answer. Restraint though and thoughtfulness is.

Reagan ‘84 cooked the Democrats so badly they now can’t defend the New Deal. Deeply pathetic.

happy international women’s day

SCOTT’S TOTS 😭😭😭

Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on

Feeling cocky i chose not to go to Columbia for journalism school (I couldn't afford it)

The band Third Eye Blind was underrated and I don’t care who I offend in saying that, whether it’s the fatcats in Washington or the bigwigs on Wall Street

joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful

Metaphors be metaphoring. www.cnbc.com/2025/03/06/s...

broke: the Gulf of Mexico woke: the Gulf of America bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships

Every time I read a story like this I recommit to be louder and more defiant.

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

This is a Portlandia sketch.

“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!” ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you

They're so mad that they couldn't pass a trans sports ban through congress y'all.

I'm saving money by cancelling my internet. I can no longer do my job and will get fired but that's $35/month of savings!

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Trying to be productive like:

NOAA returns/produces so much more money to the American economy than it costs, no stories about any of this should allow them the absolutely bullshit "savings" framing

he is so swagless he has somehow achieved negative drip. this image is like a vortex, i can feel the swag being drained from my own body as i view this

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

The governor of Maine is a 77-year-old in the middle of her second term in office and therefore ineligible to run for a third. But King Trump here tries to intimidate her by saying she'll have no future career in politics if she dares to stand up to him. I think she's all good, man.

so can no one just like pick up a mop handle and swat the doge boys out of the building like what's up

I cannot think of anything more profoundly un-American than a president declaring himself a “king”

this is what mary oliver meant when she wrote "it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world" :) there is still beauty in this fucked up place

It's good to take a moment to remember that this app would not exist if not for Elon Musk. He will always be our King George, the tyrant whose long train of abuses pushed us to try something better. Simply by flourishing here, we rebuke him. Every good vibe here will always be a stick in his eye.

Ok that made me laugh

American planes are crashing almost every day and the Secretary of Transportation is visiting the Daytona 500 and tweeting at Pete Buttigieg.