littlepodie.bsky.social
Pass (he said enthusiastically as if he were on a game show!)
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Please stop brightening my day up I was wallowing in perfectly good misery until you came along!
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Thanks man you too!!!
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Hey listen I haven’t read that many books and I turned out great so I agree we should all listen to this Victor guy!!
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You ok? Do we need to send someone for a checkup? Ps no worries they’ll never catch you!!
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Fair I said the same thing to my mirror this morning!!!!
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Well poop! Good shit. I like it!!!
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I’m sorry how is that shitty that sounds amazing, purple eldritch blast change that shit red make yourself stand out.
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Holy shit. It’s 8 hours and I still feel like it wasn’t enough!!! lol I have a problem.
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Shut up I’ll get to it!
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Gotta say super nice of ya! Thanks !
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Dammit I just made this same joke… should have scrolled down first. Well played sir!!!
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Yes I’m gonna go with nightcrawler in the X-men movies!!
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That’s good, I am glad to hear there is no beef between you!!!
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And if they don’t I guess there is muffin you could do about !!!
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Nope!!!
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Hold on hold on now wait just a sec what if…. Nope I got nothing have fun!!!!
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Sat on the toilet for twenty mins then had donut. It was bananas!!!
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I would have thought they got there just before the end to give you a hand for the finish
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With gusto and a sense of accomplishment!!!
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The answer is yes.
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Full serious answer: yes. First topic, which member of the fellowship would you go into business with and what’s the business? Ie Gimli: Men’s warehouse: short and stacked.
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Listen if it asks “Take me to your leader?” Don’t hesitate!!
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HA HA and may chaos reign. For secret monk earth Genasi Bartender Borock Stonington is ready …. Oh shit it’s happy hour, half off mixed drinks and nachos. Gonna be in the weeds for a min, got to go!!!
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Wait is everything taken???? Well damn …. I guess I’ll be the NPC bartender. (Spits in mug wiping it with dirty rag) So what you having ay? Ps. Secretly he would love to be a monk? ie drunken master!!!
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Yes…. Don’t be rude!!!
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No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
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Sigh…
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Way to bee
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Police officer: Thank you for telling me ma’am, but I just asked to see you license and registration.
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I don’t get it???
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No push back here.
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Fantastic. I hope you get to keep doin what you’re doin brother for as long as you want, mostly cause I love it and the rest cause you do. Ps. the grey in the beard makes you distinguished as fuck. Any sagely advice?
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….$2,000 and your SOUL!!!!!!
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Hold on I’m not quite there yet. I’ll ketchup!!!
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Is this right???
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Hahahah….ha …..ha ….ha
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This is triggering!
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NEVER!!!! Be healthy fart like a queen!!!
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Nom nom nom