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happy international women's day to all the trans girlies out there!!!! I love u

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thank you lady gaga

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Tadaa.

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Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

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Honestly I think the fact Kendrick Lamar is a short king makes him even more powerful

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best place to apply 4 jobs is on the clock at ur current one

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not loving chappell making different vinyl variations... especially for a single 😬

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If you see me posting but I haven’t replied to your messages, please don’t take it personally. I’m just dissociating. As a little treat. 😌

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I am the Rogue National Park Ranger. Thanks to DOGE’s staffing cuts we’ve seen a sharp rise in tourists having their picnic baskets stolen by a bear

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billy joe armstrong my king

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this is my gender

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I 🩷 my coworkers. boss tbd

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wish I could be small and in my wife's pocket all day

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my tummy hurts !!!!!!!!!!

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Amen to that.

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if I wasn't with my logical wife I would def be in a "the world is ending who cares if I have good credit or debt or if I pay my bills or if I'm late to work everyday" mindset rn. she saves me from me fr

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Needs to be shared daily. #USDemocracy

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ill never get tired of the hey drake 😁 clip

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I've been wondering about the base rate of plane crashes lately given how much they are showing up in the news. My takeaway is that the DC crash is definitely an outlier event, but the rest of the stories are strictly due to narrative gravity. There's actually been *fewer* this year vs. last year.

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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

submitted 17 days ago • 812 comments

Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

submitted 20 days ago • 1880 comments

my financial goals are to never work again and to be able to afford the murad daily sunscreen

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I swear to God, if I die and respawn I'm gonna be really pissed

submitted 21 days ago • 20 comments

try as they might, the US government will never succeed in erasing my trans brothers n sisters n everything inbetween 🩷

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Sabrina Carpenter backs Chappell Roan by matching her $25K donation to the ‘We Got You’ campaign to aid struggling artists.

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

one of my fave internet ppl got married yesterday and i am just so emotional looking at pics of them bc they look so cute and happy and I have had the joy of watching them fall in love in a way and I love love sm !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is gonna take like 10-20 Luigis.

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one of my fave parts of my marriage is that we both watch smosh. I cant imagine having to explain this bs to her with words

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I'm already tired of this administration and it's been uh. 11 days. help

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EA should hire me to market the sims bc when they do a brand collab it's a stuff pack. bitch collab with crocs I want cow plant jibbets

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the sims' 25th anniversary is in february and im trying to pretend that i feel normal about it but I think this is a safe place. I AM SO EXCITED. EA IS A TERRIBLE COMPANY BUT THEY SUCK ME IN EVERYTIME. I WILL BE PLAYING THE SIMS WHEN I AM IN A NURSING HOME

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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

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Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏

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Been feeling really anxious 😖 yesterday was scary and it’s gonna continue to feel this way. But remember that these people that are in power FOR NOW opt to use fear as a means to control. We got this.

submitted 46 days ago • 40 comments

protect our children and their sensitive minds <3

submitted 45 days ago • 39 comments

There is a special place in video game hell for games that have waterfalls with no treasure behind them

submitted 47 days ago • 166 comments

Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight. I think this cartoon sums it up.

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Taking my dogs out for a commemorative poop.

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