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mainemillennial.bsky.social
She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald. "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.
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My captain, my king

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Anyone else have an #AmericanBulldog that sighs dramatically all the time

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Pour bleach down the heating vent to get rid of dust, gotcha

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Reminder to everyone who signed up for our bird walk, it’s just a regular hike around the park, but you’re expected to walk like a bird.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

It is really hard to watch people willfully tear down an infrastructure that allowed us to double lifespans, drastically reduce poverty, and become one of the richest countries in the world.

submitted 2 days ago • 183 comments

Front cover of all major British papers today: Make It Fair is a campaign warning about the threat generative AI poses to creative industries by scraping content without permission. Also calling out the government for siding with big tech over creators

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After managing to elude and bamboozle him for centuries via a trail of false clues and wildly elaborate sidesteps, it would appear that I have finally been tracked down by one of The Galaxy's deadliest bounty hunters.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

i’m never going to see any of the money i’ve had taken from my paychecks for 25 years

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

If we've achieved nothing else, we'd like to think Collins Watch has helped get this fact out there --> "Your voting history suggests you only oppose nominees like Kash Patel when your party has the numbers to confirm them anyway....You are complicit in the coup currently taking place." #MEpolitics

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

*frantically smashing answer buzzer* what is, the adult fiction section of your hometown public library when you're 12-14 years old

submitted 3 days ago • 107 comments

Anyone else have an #AmericanBulldog that sighs dramatically all the time

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This little flag has survived being stuck in the porch for the entire winter including through all the storms. Real rugged allyship from Slugger

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It's amazing how much of the support for Donald Trump and grievance politics comes down to "if I have to interact with people different than me in public life without using slurs I'd rather burn the whole country down."

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

We teamed up with our friends @equalitymaine.bsky.social to build this primer for trans allies: take a look! Take notes! Take it in! And above all, take action. You will literally save lives by integrating these simple --but not always easy-- practices. If you got us, you got this. 👏🏼 1/2

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

unclench your jaw unhinge your jaw swallow your prey whole

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

This little flag has survived being stuck in the porch for the entire winter including through all the storms. Real rugged allyship from Slugger

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Elon Musk is not the richest man in the world; men who live at home with their partner and children who love them experience riches he couldn't imagine.

submitted 3 days ago • 69 comments

US foreign adversaries

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timothy dalton is an eternally underrated actor imo

submitted 2 days ago • 45 comments

Every House Republican just voted to defund Medicaid. Reminder: there are no moderate Republicans in Congress, and stop pretending there are.

submitted 2 days ago • 109 comments

Fun fact about Medicaid, folks who aren't really into politics don't necessarily know that they are using Medicaid. A shocking number of folks in Maine don't know that they use Medicaid; they use "MaineCare", unaware it's the same program. 62-90% of MaineCare is federally funded. #mepolitics

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

At this point if Trump appointed his horse to a cabinet position I'd be like "you know what, at least it doesn't tweet"

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Join the ECC and Little Chair Printing standing in solidarity with Gov Janet Mills to #ProtectTransYouth! Proceeds to MTN for our work with trans and non-binary youth statewide 🫶🏼 XS-5x, $30/sliding scale, pick up in Portland or pay to ship, order here! www.littlechairprinting.com/store/see-yo...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Three hardest things for a man to say: 1: I need help 2: I was wrong 3: Worcestershire Sauce

submitted 4 days ago • 559 comments

If these men whining about traditional masculinity wanted real heroes they would glom onto Zelensky. But no, they prefer their masculinity avatars to play golf (Trump),have lots of money (Elon), traffic women (Tate, allegedly), lie unashamedly(Trump & Elon), & celebrate cruelty (Trump & Elon).

submitted 4 days ago • 63 comments

he swam so fast and furious

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

At this point if Trump appointed his horse to a cabinet position I'd be like "you know what, at least it doesn't tweet"

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I for one am fully ready for Pope Pizza Baller

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

submitted 6 days ago • 594 comments

you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

She's an influencer

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

This week's column is about working from home www.pressherald.com/2025/02/23/t...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Wife and I just went up Taj's new location (next to Plato's Closet) and somehow the curry has gotten EVEN BETTER

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Stay mad and cry more, dweebs. We're here, we're queer, some of us play sports.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

At least there's SOME good news www.pressherald.com/2025/02/20/t...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I know this isn't the most important thing right now but this is the coolest name ever

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Maine Governor Janet Mills: "Today, the President of the United States has targeted one particular group on one particular issue which Maine law has addressed. But you must ask yourself: who and what will he target next, and what will he do? Will it be you?"

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The American dream was always about being as xenophobic to immigrants as people were to your grandparents

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

its not GREAT but it is very FUNNY that the richest man in the world is trying to big time federal employees. like, okay, get ready to receive 25,000 emails that say "I delivered the mail"

submitted 6 days ago • 31 comments