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manglehaft.bsky.social
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Hiring your brother is the original affirmative action for white people.

🚨This. Is. How. You. Do. It. 🚨

Shadow would like to speak to the outside's manager

So mad

He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.

Yes. Yes indeed

You can fit all the planets in the system bw Earth and the Moon, but this display is even more amazing

Rocks dropped from there. Rocks dropped from there. That’s all my brain keeps processing, rocks dropped from there, i shorted out

Do balls hit the clit in doggie

Really feel like I’m losing my mind: government OBVIOUSLY cannot punish an individual law firm for hiring someone it disfavors! It’s ludicrously unconstitutional and I feel like without a day of law school I could argue the case. And yet the best paid lawyers in the country are folding?

ABC News: "An unthinkable breach of national security." CBS News: "An unthinkable breach of national security." MSNBC: "An unthinkable breach of national security." CNN: "An unthinkable breach of national security." Fox News: "We've all texted the wrong person before."

I've never watched the show, but nevertheless I'm impressed ABC responded to Roseanne's racist 2018 tweets by firing her and launching The Connors with her character dying due to an opioid OD.

it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other

Good morning from San Francisco

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

Sir there are more group chats

It should be a major scandal that the Social Security Administration made it harder for parents to register their babies in Maine to punish the President's enemies www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/u...

Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to

Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.

i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out

This is fucking bullshit

Interesting bit of American history

Lol

Astra is going to attempt their first 5k this morning. Brunch first, ofc

when that's your circus and those are your monkeys

The Chinese government is his most important business partner.

Feels good to finally be debt free

Roses are red Violets are blue

Big, big same energy

Patagonia is suing Mardens for selling fake Patagonia and Maine is all in on the drama

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

Feeling better and better about buying that @wired.com subscription.

What. Is. This. Garbage.

So it appears DOGE has decreed that Social Security administration will no longer provide phone support. At all. This is in addition to shutting down a ton of local SSA offices. www.axios.com/2025/03/17/s...

Find somebody who looks at you the way Max Muncy looks at Ken Griffey Jr.