Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to
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"Hmmm we..." (steeples fingers) "...we just um need an um.. huge horse and we um.... we um.... we hide inside it. I've er.. er... I've just invented that"
Government officials accidentally text a journalist top-secret war plans. Feels like a tech CEO's transparency initiative gone wrong. Who's at the helm here? 📱🛡️ #MuskOrTrump?
Try being the guy who gets sent to the war and then finding out you have to kill people you don’t know because some fuckwit says “deus vult” a lot with makeup on and that’s how he became your boss.
“The party of the first part , shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part and the party of the second part..shall be known as the party of the second part”
“ now what’s the matter?”
“ aaaa I don’t ..a ..like a the second party either “
Lol what a bunch of idiots. Yet they are the ones who kept saying "But her emails". Now they look like a bunch of hypocrites that are corrupt, but openly by accident. 😂🤣💀🤦♀️
Had a dream where a middle school thru secondary Panamanian bamboo
Classmate set off a bunch of explosive bombs along shopping malls (she’s an army kid who traveled a bunch globally) as I’d been distracted, enamored with the ‘mission hills’ area oblivious
I'm just now noticing Musk wasn't invited, and of all the unqualified people who would want in on something like that he is by far the funniest omission.
If you ever find yourself invited to one of those bomb chat groups, see what happens if you send bomb target coordinates. How about X Corp HQ or Tesla HQ? I mean... it would be just for fun. No one would accidentally, for real, be invited to such a chat group.
Wait till you hear about the covert CIA operative, in the field, who was also in the group chat but wasn’t named or mentioned by Jeffrey Goldberg. Oops
Or that you aren’t invited to their Fantasy Football draft party which was also discussed during the chat, after getting all the bombing stuff out of the way.
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Just now in Hawaii. DOD Hegseth DENIEs texting War plans after WH admits it happen. LIar. How do we have him as defense secretary. He is a total clown! And refusing to take responsibility. Court Marshal this Jack ass.
I think it feels worse if you're in the military and your life is in danger due to the antics of some incompetent drunken man child who got his job by Stanning for a Russian puppet ruler.
The only people libs know how to make war on is the unborn. Because they are a bunch of baby killing whores. Really nothing worse. Worse than serial killers and child rapists. There’s a cold place in hell waiting for them and they will get there quick if they start war.
When I was in the USAF and had a TS Clearance I almost went to prison for 5 years for being a threat to national security because I was gay. Didn't disclose secrets, didn't do anything. Just EXISTED. Yet these fools just breached our national security and it's "just another day at the office."
I've been chuckling to myself all day over the anxiety our entire defense leadership must have felt when they saw the notification for his phone number leaving the group chat.
Hegseth was known to be an unqualified drunk... remember who confirmed him regardless... we are all witness to the making of a coverup right before our eyes.
If only there was an agency to route out government fraud, waste, and morons?
I've really been wondering if they added the wrong person (vs an addl person) and, if the wrong person, who got left out lol. Fucking UNREAL, the incompetence and dereliction of duty.
It's not a war dumb dumb. It's a strike and the texts are blown out of proportion. Did you all forget about the traitor in Bidens administration that leaked to Iran? Thought so
Name of the Traitor? We know #PussyForPutin Steve Witkoff was in Russia when this chat happened. We know that if Tulsi Gabbard or #TraitorTrump knows something that Putin knows it too. Got to love that every other President "the Buck stops with me. But trump it's "I don't know, what about Biden"!
You have one person & one lapse of Classified information. Here you have a group on a Commercial App. some of wbo had no need to know (Treasury Sec'y) none of which will be Suspened as the Biden Adm. did Malley. Then there is the sequels of the same ppl abt Hillary on a Private server using Public..
Communication App. You then excuse it as Malley leaked directly to Iran & this group only to American Journalist, as if we Know for sure that a Tass Journalist wasn't included. That it might have been unintentional brings more worry abt Competence of this bunch of these Idiots. Merit my Ass.
I'm just wondering WHAT Hegseth thinks it was all about... "I'm with you" (to JDV) bad mouthing Europeans and soooo excited about getting the "Go" all the excitment and secrecy and it just sounds so pathetic that they are talking about a problem that every administration has been able to tolerate.
Hey, it's what happens in corporations. Suddenly some are not on the cc list and boom there was a meeting where everything was decided and they find out too late...
It’s a liars paradise. Like hell without the trident pitchforks and eternal flames of brimstone, but where golden gilded toilets, parted hair, dark suits, white shirts and red ties are the uniforms and norms.
LOL same
I just cut and pasted exactly that in a text to someone to show how he was saying in the nicest possible way "I'm not sure the president is aware how this contradicts his stance."
All of them in that chat knows they should not be using an insecure service, they all should resign! They did it to avoid the Audit Trail and that is Illegal.
Really, I think it’s more embarrassing when that guy you talked to once a few years ago leaves your group chat without a word because he’s not interested in hearing you and your family plan your next event.
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Good job, TSAR TRUMP and your LICKSPITTLES.
We’re shooting the wrong people.
“ now what’s the matter?”
“ aaaa I don’t ..a ..like a the second party either “
Classmate set off a bunch of explosive bombs along shopping malls (she’s an army kid who traveled a bunch globally) as I’d been distracted, enamored with the ‘mission hills’ area oblivious
Applauding how I hadn’t expected thank
In exchange for gift bringing to a secondary school classmate’s birthday party
That’s apparently the wealthiest town in central San Diego Ca USA while then there’s north county yet within heartlands
“Mission Hills” near old town is apparently newly realized as the wealthiest
Applauding the party going “this is how you do it!! I hadn’t been expecting this: woah” reminiscent of
Chris R0ck’s sample in Kanye West’s
Yeezy taught me song I am guessing this is “Blame Game” who taught you how to bleep bleep expletives
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If only there was an agency to route out government fraud, waste, and morons?
https://www.nationalreview.com/2024/10/the-biden-iran-scandal-gets-worse/
It'd all good if biddn does it though.
Left out?
(Because you know one exists!)
My favorite part was the bit where Vance implies the old man ain’t all there.
That was my favorite part.
I just cut and pasted exactly that in a text to someone to show how he was saying in the nicest possible way "I'm not sure the president is aware how this contradicts his stance."
Not aware lolol
I'm sure vance is beyond frustrated w/trump's abject stupidity &ignorance of.. everything.