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JUDGE: “Surely this fourteenth warning will cause the man to see the errors of his way and respect the rule of law.” LARGE ORANGE DEFENDANT: “I will throw your child down an elevator shaft. I will kill your dog then cook it well done and eat it.” JUDGE: sadly writing a fifteenth warning

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when it comes to english language books to peruse while you were sitting on the toilet this was in the upper register

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My submission for #themedhorrorgamejam Play as a hotel receptionist offering sanctuary from the darkness. #gamejam #godotengine #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #pixelart #ドット絵 #horror

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My latest: I talked to a bike expert about the NYPD bike lock conspiracy and how bikes are tools of urban liberation that cops from the suburbs hate.

submitted 305 days ago • 12 comments

This passage in the Isaac Chotiner interview with Elliott Abrams is fucking hilarious

submitted 308 days ago • 28 comments

big fan of satellite photographs taken at an angle rather than from directly above

submitted 311 days ago • 15 comments

Good evening from this ridiculous thing I live with.

submitted 311 days ago • 55 comments

Wow. ‘Older than bones’

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Daily bunny no.2462 leaves no stone unturned

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chris pine appearing in basically a homebrew femboy hooters outfit while still in a cozy sweater is an incredible serve

submitted 320 days ago • 83 comments

I really needed to hear this today, so maybe you do too :)

submitted 320 days ago • 19 comments

Hello Denver, I am in your airport, which means I am in fact nowhere near you

submitted 320 days ago • 52 comments

Raymond Chandler (1888-1959) made detective fiction into a literary form. He worked hard on his throwaway remarks, keeping lists of sharp comparisons, similes and gags. Many of them never made into his works, but if they did, he marked them and added the title of the novel in which he used them.

submitted 321 days ago • 11 comments

I went looking for a book that my teacher read us in first grade and found out that I remembered the plot, very, very differently

submitted 321 days ago • 21 comments

My latest Guardian Books cartoon.

submitted 332 days ago • 12 comments

There wasn't much to do that week.

submitted 340 days ago • 7 comments

I mean, this seems like a 5⭐️ review.

submitted 343 days ago • 11 comments

i do not remember who made this but this might be high art.

submitted 348 days ago • 9 comments

Happy X-Men 97 release day

submitted 348 days ago • 3 comments

this story from today's Ask A Manager is killing me

submitted 350 days ago • 95 comments

Some boomer singers were cool though The Replacement's "Androgynous" has gender politics so radical it's like they had time machine "Roland the headless Thompson Gunner" is about a victim of the C.I.A. who becomes a vengeful ghost fighting for Ireland and Palestine Hold all boomers that standard!

submitted 371 days ago • 1 comment

[beach boys voice] 🎶wouldn’t it be nice if you shot Reagan and you did it right this time instead🎶

submitted 356 days ago • 6 comments

I used to love Captain Kirk on #StarTrek, until the worst possible thing happened: I got a job. I had a string of abusive bosses, and I started to notice something about Kirk's management style... My latest newsletter: buttondown.email/charliejane/...

submitted 355 days ago • 24 comments

THE DARK TOWER (2004) Acrylic on Panel - 30" x 40" After illustrating THE GUNSLINGER back in 1981, it seemed only natural that I return to close this epic series that spanned three decades. 1/3

submitted 357 days ago • 7 comments

A quietly wild thing that happened last night: four of the non-International Feature awards (Original Screenplay, Animated Feature, Sound, Visual Effects) ended up going to four different non-English language films, all beating some big Hollywood productions in the process.

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i don't know what i'm doing

submitted 357 days ago • 33 comments

the big machine | patreon.com/lubchansky

submitted 357 days ago • 8 comments

Giggled, then felt inspired. The shots of anyone running while ragtime is playing is just perfect

submitted 362 days ago • 6 comments

that sensation of instantly knowing that I'm ABSOLUTELY going to be incorporating "deliberately and for private reasons" into my personal lexicon www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

submitted 363 days ago • 31 comments

Zach isn't on here (afaik?) but he kinda committed murder today

submitted 363 days ago • 5 comments

my favourite thing about the "tightpussy stans" mutelist is that the description reads "people who have constructed a cult of personality around a 23 year old" like what, are we being ageist about when people are allowed to lead cults? do i need 3-5 years of previous cult experience? ridiculous.

submitted 364 days ago • 41 comments

What city pigeons talk about, part 1.

submitted 364 days ago • 20 comments

sometimes a film is so aggravatingly pretentious and mind-numbingly boring that i need to not start writing the review for at least an hour after i finish it just to calm down first

submitted 365 days ago • 99 comments

you wouldn’t know her she’s in a different discord group

submitted 364 days ago • 0 comments

hello i have made a video game where every time your character dies there is an unskippable 15 minute montage of every NPC you've faileds' fate set to an extended version of Karma Police

submitted 364 days ago • 3 comments

ah, i see what your problem is. yea so it turns out those werent the best minds of your generation. they were just a bunch of weirdos. easy mistake to make

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felt this in my bones

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Okay, for the last time: Abyss = only for staring. Void = only for screaming. Please stop screaming into abysses, we’re not insured for that.

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submitted 365 days ago • 2 comments

For literal decades the art advice I had the most trouble following was "find your peers" and I tried the only three websites left on the internet for years with no luck. I believed the advice! I just didn't know how. Join an artsy Patreon with a Discord, go hang out there. That's the trick.

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