mash730.bsky.social
Responds to posts with appropriate Lemmyisms. Though some cunts are too stupid to understand this.
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Come down off your high horse,
Who do you think you are,
Just a clown in a one horse town,
In a broke down second-hand car,
Can you still get it up,
Or are we pushing too hard,
If you wanna get your hands on a beautiful girl,
You gotta use a Mastercard.
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I ain't gonna fight it baby, there ain't no excuse
Don't know what to tell ya, but I hope you don't cut loose
It don't matter anyway, my head is in the noose
You got me stitched up tight
You got me bang to rights
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Hey babe you know you look so fine,
Send shivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages
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I'm in your life, just might be in your wife,
Could be behind your back, I might be on your track.
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I hear ya talkin' but the words are kinda strange
One of us is crazy and the other one's insane
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One look baby, all I need,
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down.
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You know I don't know why, you have to be so sly
One thing I learned, I don't get what I earn
But you get your share, though you ain't nowhere
You get no wiser, but then I despise you
All The Aces, All The Aces, All The Aces
Held by people who ain't got no faces
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I've been doing Poison,
I guess I poisoned my life,
I've been doing Poison,
it's better than marrying your wife
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You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever.
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Gonna make a fool of you, watch out.
Make your life a misery; make you shut your mouth.
Gonna tell a tale on you, make your blue eyes cry,
And then you know we're truly through, bye bye bitch, bye bye.
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Love, at first sight, love with a travelling man,
I've been a slut all my life,
Wish every night was a one-night stand.
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I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control, there's no way you can change me.
I am your debt, and you know you can't pay me.
I am your pain, and I know you can't take me.
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Hey babe don't act so scared
All I want is some special care
I'm on the run from some institution
All I want's a little consolation
And I can tell by your face
I'm a total disgrace
Let me inside your place
Move over for a Damage Case
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So sweet to see you,
Writhe and crawl and scream for life,
But I can't listen now,
I'm too busy with the knife,
I don't hear you laughing,
My dismembered friend,
I don't hear you laughing,
You don't like my Sweet Revenge
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I know you're a bad, bad woman. One look and you set me runnin. I know you're a bad, bad woman, good enough for me
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You know you're a nasty piece of work. You know you thought you were a hero but you're really just a jerk.
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You might be a financial wizard with a sack of loot. But all I see is a slimy lizard in an expensive suit.
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I'm your boy, I'll make you undulate with joy, cos I'm the doctor
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God was never on your side
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Firestorm coming closer, napalm to the bone.
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I'm a romantic adventure, I'm a reptile too
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I'm driving like a maniac, driving my way to hell and back
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You know there ain't no other woman could make me feel this way.
She gets up close, you know I just ain't got a word to say
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Eat up, eat you, eat me.
Eat two, get one free
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Bad religion, bad religion
I say that though art liars, thy souls shall not be saved
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Fill your days with piss and smoke. The Wolf waits at your door
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What if I was right behind you smiling like a killer
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Your perfect smile betrays your lack of style