matthewdalton.bsky.social
A story like mine should never be told. For my world is as forbidden as it is fragile. Without its mysteries it cannot survive. I certainly wasn't born to the life of a geisha.
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How about this one? I bought this after Elon called the man who saved those Thai kids "Pedo Guy" but before he went crazy.
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I bought this after Elon called the man who saved those Thai kids "Pedo Guy" but before he went crazy.
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Trump currently in the Fuck Around phase of his term. We all know what phase comes next.
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Brain worm is spreading.
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No. If it's that close Chiefs win. Gotta be more than an 8 point difference. Something Mahomes can't save.
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Was searching the comments for somebody as likeminded as me. :)
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Seriously. Hit me like a truck as well. Like watching the end of A Marriage Story.
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Guess he learned super quickly what it was.
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What about the power of fans yelling at the tv?
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When they said AI they meant Amazing Individuals.
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Wait till he gets an invite to the State of the Union.
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I wanted to believe this wasn't intentional so I posted this. Then I read the comments and realized everybody knows it was intentional...
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Where it's at!
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Totally followed one of these guys around the park for a few minutes yesterday before it disappeared when I turned around for a sec. Beautiful bird...beautiful sneaky bird.
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Ba da da da da ba da da da du ow
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SOON
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I think only the North face
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I get the appeal, but I would be just fine if they weren't around.
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That handle is what the kids call "sus"
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But he loves bringing his non sick kid to work. What a Dad!
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Yeah. Now I'm just dancing through physical therapy...
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Me too but I tore my ACL trying to slide on a book.
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Inviting Xi to the inauguration was actually the first scandal. Tough on China no more.
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One takes you home.
The other takes your money.
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Crypto, take my money.
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Nice.
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Please tell me the math on plastic waste being a problem was wrong too.
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Might not be the real deal...
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Yes. Stop the brain rot!
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Nailed it!
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How can I drive a Tesla without people connecting me to Elon? I got it!
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Can't stop laughing at this!
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Wait till they invite J6ers to the State of the Union.
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They are still going to blame the people who didn't vote for the monster when they screw everything up.
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The crime would be making it at this point.
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They need to ban convicted J6 people from the Capitol once they are pardoned.
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Just waiting for the pardon and State of the Union invites...
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Well, not for me there isn't!