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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

A sharp former Georgia attorney has found Young Thug's terms of probation and, with its typical attention to detail, Fulton requires him to have guns and do crimes

If you don’t have a union in your workplace, start organizing one today. When the recession hits, that will be your only protection. Do it now.

I feel like, with the tariffs and executive orders, everyone is catching up emotionally to me as I’ve been having to deal with completely delusional opposing counsel for the last 8 years.

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”

Last year I attended a January 6th defendants legal discussion hosted by some big law firms, and let’s just say I am not surprised by the capitulation we are now seeing from supposed stalwarts of the legal profession. We will have to save ourselves

Gillian, as always, with important information and context

it is grimly hilarious that, given the immense, decades-long fetishization of "leadership" and "leadership skills" in business-oriented academia and politics, even unto the formation of leadership institutes, there should turn out to be no leaders in any positions of power

The Whitest Kids U Know

Exactly. On a reporting trip in 2016, scientists told me this homo erectus jawbone, nearly two million years old, is the oldest sign of love. Belonged to a vulnerable man with no teeth who was not left to die.

I think blaming the president for any individual price increase is dumb, but this is hilarious

America is fighting fascism by showing the rest of the world how fucking stupid fascism looks

Subscribe to @defector.bsky.social because this comment under a blog about mid-tier regional sandwich is the most heartbreakingly beautiful Internet writing I've seen in years defector.com/primanti-bro...

Not to mention most GCs are former big law folks, so they are hiring their friends and former colleagues. GC gets cover, big laws gets billables

It’s sad to think Gene Hackman is no longer in the world with us but man we got to have him doing uniformly perfect work, no matter the project, for a long time and then he got to retire and just be a guy for a while. What more could you want from and for someone you admire

Why is the richest man in the world cutting cancer research?

Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.

Important message for federal civil servants. There are probationary employees who are new in government service and those who are labeled as probationary because of a job switch but who have continuous government service prior to their current job. If you are in that latter category …

I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find right-wing commentators all of a sudden discovering their deep-seated opposition to the combination of forum-shopping and nationwide injunctions. It’s almost like folks who have been writing about this previously were genuinely concerned about the systemic effects…

A group of assholes is known as a concentration

"Helping Tesla, the company, reap the economic consequences of Elon Musk, the political actor, is the first step toward dismantling our new oligarchy."

@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social come get your boy

Compare Bondi's memo, which characterizes DOJ attorneys as "the president's lawyers," with this memo that Ted Olson, who was then Reagan's OLC chief, sent to AG William French Smith in 1982. knightcolumbia.org/documents/jw...

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

Here's a fact most Americans don't know: The Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) is the largest purchaser of wine by dollar value in the world. The LCBO has shut the flow of all American beer, wine, spirits. We will drink "Freedom wines" from our allies and beer from our communities.

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

Our pro bono project helping junior lawyers that have been displaced by Trump’s hiring freeze of federal attorneys has been a huge success so far. If you’re looking to hire a junior lawyer, ESPECIALLY A FIRST YEAR ASSOCIATE, please send me an email — [email protected]. No DMs, please.

“Why Is My Family Pathologically Incapable Of Cleaning The Lint Trap? - A Dad’s Autobiography”

justice democrats should just be reading parts of the jack smith report into the record

fixed it

Bring on the Manning era #Longhorns

This team is going to kill me #Longhorns

Watching Texas State in a bowl game and I see that both Scott Bakula and Sinbad are noticeably absent from the lineup

I brought up the possibility of AI minstrelsy in 2023, when Khan Academy invited me to “interview” an AI “Harriet Tubman,” who immediately claimed as true one of the most harmful myths about her & concealed her political views. These idiots learned nothing. www.washingtonpost.com/history/inte...

So it’s the first year with a 12-team playoff where you have to win your way into the final four, and we are now fully in the NIL and portal era. And suddenly, the only SEC team that actually made it out of the quarter finals wasn’t even in the conference a year ago. Hm.

“Gunner Stockton pass incomplete to Nitro Tuggle” sounds like it’s from an unlicensed video game

WATCH: The moment a Tesla Cybertruck exploded this morning in front of Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas

Whippin’ #HookEm #Longhorns

hook'em fuckin horns baby

Arizona State should field a secondary, that's my bold take