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The Austenheads return. For today’s Agents of SMOOCH mission, it's Sense and Sensibility. A movie packed with stars, beautiful scenery, and romance…and a flatulent horse? With @sgwong.com @shelly.brisbin.net @moiseschiu.bsky.social @amandaraeprescott.bsky.social www.theincomparable.com/smooch/133/

If you’re feeling frustrated about the verde and black and want to feel better about their recent form, check out this week’s Emergency Podcast with @philwest.bsky.social and @moiseschiu.bsky.social Great episode to reduce frustration about the recent play of Austin FC. Thanks Phil and Moises.

Davide Frattesi asked why he dummied and then shot the ball on his goal: "... I was thinking that, uh, if I don't score I'm fucked"

huge lore update

I think the most important question about the impending conclave that I have is will Tokidoki design a new mascot for the Vatican when there’s a new pope

“we used the theft machine to choose which of its victims to invite to worldcon”

god if you give me this i will die laughing

You don’t have Drew Fischer pull both the Vancouver and Minnesora coaches together after talking to the aggrieved player (Bassi) and it not be something triggering the league’s abusive language protocols.

this very well could directly impact next week’s game against Austin

Meta ownership pushed this to be possible. Stop using their products.

it is true, I committed a grievous sin against my dear Lady Sandra. Listen to hear my villainy.

Agents of SMOOCH day! We continue our Pride & Prejudice mission with the 2005 film. With @astrokatie.com, @sgwong.com, and @moiseschiu.bsky.social www.theincomparable.com/smooch/132/

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Was just passed this from a fellow service academy grad. A Coast Guard Academy graduate posted this. They are reporting that ICE entered base housing and took a USCG spouse. I can’t confirm this but I’m calling for answers from the Coast Guard and Congress. This is unacceptable.

Among the perks of tuning in to the local #AustinFC radio call: -Knowing what is happening. (Apple and FOX announcers were off-site, at the mercy of whatever the director was showing them and the audience.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6J...

welcome to Carlo Ancelotti, Madrid chapter President of the Gooners

While there is a lot to say about this image, the thing that stands out to me the most - what IMO makes genAI a specifically right wing phenomenon - is the craving for approval. It is not enough to be able to generate robot lingerie warrior lady. They NEED to also be praised for doing it.

I've said it before and I'll say it again If any slashfilm/screenrant/shovelblog shitty website says an element in a newly release movie "isn't CGI" THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT

This...should be obvious, and yet my mind is completely blown

Spotted at Parmer Field: new Austin FCII signing Charlie Farrar, who was a preseason trialist for the club this year. 2-time Big South Goalkeeper of the Year with great credentials. If Cervantes is gone, say hello to Marcus Alstrup’s new counterpart.

in my view, wildly obvious insider trading by the president of the united states should be investigated

people who heard about the final four result, but do not follow college basketball: “wait a minute… Where the fuck was Ted Cruz tonight?“

an absolute dumb-as-rocks disgrace

so did I. We did not coordinate in advance, and I was terrified Erika specifically would torpedo my whole gimmick…until I remembered Cary Grant was not in <spoiler redacted>.

The current President of this university used to be a high ranking executive in a private prison company because that is a pipeline that exists in the US

nah, don’t, I’m sure he has people for that.

Standing by for the official @hodgman.bsky.social reaction to them (mis-)using his idea for a good FIRST sequel title. Also that colon should be an ellipsis.What are they going to call the 4th movie? Will they retroactively rename the second movie Now You See Me Too? variety.com/2025/film/ne...

The government’s statement is a flex, not a confession of error. The important elements of the flex are these: 1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps. 2. We decide who enemies are. 3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos. /1

Lilian Hellman wrote that Hollywood responded to the "wild charges of Joe McCarthy with the force and courage of a bowl of mashed potatoes." Universities were just as weak. This 1986 @bostonreview.bsky.social article explains how it went down step-by-step. www.bostonreview.net/articles/rea...

🚨 Fake Spanish-language news accounts are going viral on TikTok. Some use AI to mimic Univision or Telemundo reporters. Others quietly spread lies about immigration and elections. This disinformation is targeting Latino communities. Here’s what’s going on:

holy shit www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

BREAKING: Acting Social Security commissioner Leland Dudek says he is consulting with the Justice Department about shutting down the agency. Dudek told the Washington Post: “Unless I get clarification, I’ll just start to shut it down. I don’t have much of a choice here.”

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

Josh Vlasto, formerly a top aide to Schumer, is now a lead strategist for "Fairshake" -- the crypto-funded PAC that took out Sen. Sherrod Brown and Rep. Katie Porter. Vlasto's wife is Schumer's director of scheduling. The bread has been buttered, folks.

“If you don’t do what I want, I will have China take all of your toys and go home!” arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

“My business is RUINED if you don’t give me all of your work for free!”

So it’s over then, works for me

Texas Republican Keithself storms out of the meeting he's supposed to be running because a Democrat asked him to treat his colleague Sarah McBride with respect. These people would not last one day as a trans person.

It’s official, Austin FC’s new Captain (with full input from the players and as finalized by the sporting dept. staff) is Ilie Sánchez.

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating