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THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

One hour Direct and my kids might be interested in like, one game? They’re not crazy about Mario Kart, won’t care about GameChat and might like the Donkey Kong trailer. That’s a pretty bad lineup for our house and I’ll probably wait for a new Mario.

We have a lot of fun here in these United States, but I gotta be honest, gang, as a trans American, I do, from time to time, get sick of being called a secret pedophile by a bunch of secret pedophiles.

America’s foremost expert on not being up to the task has weighed in!

Y’all remember when his biggest claim to fame was drinking water weird and now he’s America’s #1 fascist? What a clown.

What a normal, healthy thing to need. ThisIsFine.jpg

Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Mahmoud Khalil.

A lot of people who got the measles as children died or suffered lifelong disabilities as a result. The measles vaccine was a godsend to worldwide public health, and it’s an absolute scandal that this lethally ignorant dolt has any power over public health.

Do you know how many kids got measles when I was a kid? Do you know how many died from measles? Not a god damn one, because we were vaccinated you complete asshole. Jfc, we are so totally cooked.

Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

Taps the sign:

Protecting Trans people is the cornerstone to the Democrats having any kind of future as a credible party. Like the sides are being drawn up and you really have to make the case pretty clearly: "We're the ones who care about humanity." Any less than that and what are you even doing?

This unique combination of disgusting and stupid. Brainless ghouls running our country off the cliff.

I want names. There needs to be a master list of these snakes so history remembers them as the loathsome jagoffs they are.

Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.

The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

[S] Yes, and you can quickly lose weight by cutting off both of your legs.

How hard is it to move to Ireland? If I squint into the sun I kind of look like Brendan Gleason, so that might count for something.

Hiring qualified women or minorities: DEI Hiring an old football coach with no government experience whatsoever: merit because he’s a white guy!

apologies for the metaphor here but this is written in the tone of a deranged pilot just before he crashes his plane into the side of a cliff

The major media is utterly failing to simply state that Trump is a vicious racist, who blames everything on presumed racial or ethnic minorities. How hard can it be to just say “In shockingly racist remarks Trump refuses to accept responsibility and blames deadly plane crash on minorities”

What a bunch of shitty assholes.

unbelievable loser shit tbh