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Mar 17th - On St. Patrick's Day, Quint got injured, leaving him with a permanent lump on his forehead. 📽️📅 Jaws (1975)

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Please Like Me

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Mar 17th 1993 - After posing as a janitor, Richard Kimble is spotted by Samuel Gerard. He chases Kimble, who escapes through a security door and then hides among a #StPatricksDay parade. 📽️📅 The Fugitive (1993)

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Mar 17th - During the 50th Annual St. Patrick's Day Parade, Officer Matt Cordell (aka The Maniac Cop) killed Commissioner Pike and Captain Ripley, before attempting to kill Officer Jack Forrest. 📽️📅 Maniac Cop (1988)

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Mar 15th 1973 - George McFly was honored (new timeline). In the alt Biff Almanac timeline, his murder was reported. I wonder what the original pre-time travel headline was? 🤔 📽️📅 Back to the Future Part II (1989)

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share some of the best eyes in movies

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230 Days Until Halloween 🎃

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Mar 12th - Brian Ralph (as in puke) Johnson's date of birth. 📽️📅 The Breakfast Club (1985)

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‘Hey, Alanis - come over here a sec’

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Picard programming tip: When the holodeck malfunctions, stay in character. Don't piss off the computer.

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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

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Mar 11th 1962 - Neo's date of birth according to his criminal record. His passport has it as Sep 13th 1971. 📽️📅 The Matrix (1999)

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President of the United States doing an ad read. Get in there, Casper Mattress.

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From The Archives: Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison

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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...

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Mar 9th 1964 - After 3 transfer requests (one of which occurred on this date) Walter E. Kurtz was finally accepted for a transfer to Airborne training, Fort Benning, Georgia. 📽️📅 Apocalypse Now (1979)

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Republicans inherited one of the strongest stock markets in history and in 1 month they've fucked it all up.

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Wait the crazy religion they made up for Conclave is actually real???

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1460

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When Elon Musk says empathy makes the West weak and Republicans agree with him they are standing in direct and obvious contradiction to the teachings of Jesus Christ, who they claim is the guy the West should worship.

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1458

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is it safe to write down the self destruct password

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1459

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1457

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240 Days Until Halloween 🎃

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No One At Laser Tag Prepared For How Hard Dad Was Going To Bring It theonion.com/no-one-...

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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

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Going to make a fortune from the coming economic crash by becoming the only seller of barrels with suspenders

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Look what's happening at the French Embassy in Washington DC.

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1454

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Tuberville watched LADYBUGS and thought it was a documentary.

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An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right

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realized today that the Zelenskyy White House visit basically had this energy

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1453

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It’s insane to think that the Trump administration was more welcoming this week to the Tate brothers than to the President of Ukraine.

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Mar 1st - The Cleveland Indians spring training starts. 📽️📅 Major League (1989)

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Mar 1st 1995 - Tricia "The Dish" Jones starts a busy a month of research for her book, Boregasm. 📽️📅 Mallrats (1995)

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The jd Vance protestors in Vermont are bringing the heat 🤣🏆

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Fox News reported that JD Vance had to move to an “undisclosed location” due to protests at the Vermont resort where he’s skiing this weekend. For inflicting misery on the world and here at home in America, this is exactly the energy that should greet Vance wherever he goes for the rest of his days.

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Must watch: GOP Senator Roger Marshall stands up and flees his own town hall meeting today after being asked why Republicans think it’s acceptable for DOGE to be firing Veterans. This is a very rural, very conservative town.

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One of Norway's largest fuel companies just announced that they will no longer refuel US Navy vessels after Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy. “It made us sick... We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.”

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Giving voice to the voiceless <3

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Feb 27th 2076 - Arthur Dallas, captain of the commercial towing vehicle USCSS Nostromo, was born. Date shown in Aliens (1986) during the debriefing scene. Image from the Alien Legacy Box Set. 📽️📅 Aliens (1986)

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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

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