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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

This is what Canada is dealing with, a Putin puppet Demented Donald.

Our Prime Minister introduced himself today, “My name is Justin. I’m Canadian.” Elbows up! 🇨🇦

For the rest of my life, I will never understand how a country full of people busting their asses, working paycheck to paycheck, allow the fucking richest guy on Earth to call them "parasites" while calling the Social Security we contributed to our entire lives "a Ponzi scheme." Un-fucking-real.

#SlavaUkraine🇺🇦

“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

Premier Wab Kinew is a real leader. And a funny one too.

Transgenic mice are widely used in cancer research to study tumor development, genetic mutations, and potential treatments. TRANSGENIC

Thou shalt not claim to be improving efficiency when all you do is fire people and then beg them to come back.

To quote FDR: "I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made."

On 6 June 1944, while Americans were fighting at Omaha Beach, Canadians were fighting at Juno Beach. Our brothers, who fought and died by our side – who helped us defeat Fascism, are not our enemy. They are our true friends. Canadians are our brothers and sisters and I stand with them 100%.

Dear Humans, Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles. You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.

Another strong woman speaks the TRUTH…

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚

Having out of town guests over. We were going to make them a meal, as has been the custom in virtually every culture in human history, but I think instead we'll berate them, criticize their clothing choices, and demand they thank us for everything.

When Mike Myers wore his "Canada Is Not For Sale" t-shirt on SNL, he mouthed a secret code: "elbows up." It's a reference to the great Gordie "Mr. Elbows" Howe who punished those that messed with his team. You heard him Canada: elbows up. If anyone asks why, tell them that Mike Myers sent you.

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.

Cartoon by David Sipress.

Facts 👇👇👇

Notice how the king doesn’t mind the dress code

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What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize? I think we have a winner.

quote of the day www.ft.com/content/4221...

The cowardice of the GOP has been astounding 👇 #TraitorTrump

This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.

Times Square 🇺🇸🇺🇦✊

That press conference was the most disgraceful act of betrayal I’ve ever seen.

People in this province love 11 hour waits at the ER, not having a doctor, dying in nursing homes, buying booze at corner stores, selling off our land for spas for the rich, fantasy tunnels, and developing our precious greenbelt. What on earth is wrong with people? Stupid idiots.

The Republicans are taking health insurance away from their own voters to pay for a tax cut for themselves. They will do everything they can to distract everyone from this one undeniable and damning truth.

@kak089.bsky.social @mlauriat.bsky.social @panetto.bsky.social ABSOLUTELY

How far our country has already fallen.

Well said, Europe!

Here is my latest on Putin's man in Washington. This is not about making America "great again" it is about leaving America isolated and undermined on the world stage. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Doug Ford wants you to forget the Canadian military was called to help LTC seniors who were in crisis during the pandemic. He wants us to forget what the military found. Over 4,500 SENIORS & 13 STAFF DIED, UNDER DOUG’S WATCH. Doug Ford's incompetence killed thousands of Ontarians. #cdnpoli #onpoli

If all that McDonalds and Ketamine could hurry it up a little bit, we'd be forever grateful.