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GUYSSS I GOT TO MAKE MUSIC FOR A JOE IS HUNGRY VIDEO I'M CRYING OUT OF BOTH OF MY EYES!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rN5...

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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

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In 2017, centrists and liberals told antifascist activists that the institutions would hold and the State would preserve basic democratic rights. Now the country is being hollowed out by literal billionaires making Hitler salutes. This should be on the cover of every newspaper.

submitted 19 hours ago • 13 comments

This was the moment, just over a month ago, when the ADL could've put an end to Republicans doing Nazi salutes. They didn't. They chose instead to provide cover by calling it "an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm." Now the sieg heil salute has been normalized. The ADL literally had ONE JOB.

submitted 19 hours ago • 150 comments

Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

submitted 20 hours ago • 678 comments

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

submitted 23 hours ago • 27 comments

asked wife to come up with a hypothetical new Slowpoke evolution and she came up with 'Slower' someone needs to call game freak asap

submitted 19 hours ago • 14 comments

dude i completely forgot i had this snazzy collector's edition book for pokemon B2W2

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I'm against the death penalty except for when I accidentally step on my pet's foot a little bit in which case I get the electric chair immediately

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

This is very, very bad. Am working on a write-up, but let’s just say that firing military leaders for blatantly political reasons is wildly inappropriate; firing all the too lawyers is ominous; firing them all at the same time is a terrifying five-alarm fire

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

"anyone else plotting a coup against the president to restore the constitution? 😳" You have been kicked from army chat You have been added to army chat (secret)

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All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

submitted 1 day ago • 153 comments

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

submitted 1 day ago • 188 comments

Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

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Sure, laugh at the French Third Republic, but it lasted 69 years, which is longer than the US lasted as a universal suffrage liberal democracy.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Trump's DOJ is preparing to put all incarcerated transgender women into men's facilities as early as next week, and according to NPR "the bureau is well aware of concerns about potential risks of assault, sexual violence and suicides"

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I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

submitted 9 days ago • 95 comments

@themusesappho.bsky.social OH YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS PART

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I play with clay

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

it's crazy there hasn't been a SINGLE innovation in music distribution ever since they basically just got in the way and started stealing money

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Becoming a drag king named "Michael Plastics"

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Every liberal "paper of record": maybe the fascists have a point Eater: Know your rights

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i have arrived

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“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

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what if this announcement was timed to hitch a ride on the right wing fervor "woke destroyed boobs. make America gazongas again😭😭😭"

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but yes let's all keep laughing at cis dudes' joking that one of the EOs declared all americans women at conception because it's so funny, that ironic incorrectness, even as actual identity documents of trans people get rewritten and removed

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remember that time ben shapiro tried to make a documentary following a man who "transitions" solely to win at sports, and they couldn't find literally anyone willing to do it lol

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The author's request for comment went to spam and this was published without it. When I replied, the author was out of office. So in the interest of saving time, here is my full response:

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Astonishing crowd inside Manhattan Criminal Court two hours before Luigi Mangione’s follow-up appearance. Organized chaos, people are in cordoned-off gaggles down the full length of the hall, chatting casually. Feels reminiscent of fans waiting for a concert ticket line to open.

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

today's discourse reminds me of the time i got in an argument with the entire back to the earth hippies club at my college bc they wanted to do away with mechanized farming and i thought they were literally omnicidal maniacs

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Cuckoo star Hunter Schafer has reportedly been given a new passport with an M for the gender marker, outing her as trans to anyone she shows it to. The model and actress says her previous passport was stolen in Barcelona, leading her to apply for a replacement.

submitted 1 day ago • 62 comments

would you still play Vampire Survivors if i was a worm?

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

please... make noise, yell at your reps, get into the streets. my livelihood is at stake, and so is every small business like mine, among other crucial services the USPS provides. this is terrifying. i don't know how i will make a living if this happens

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

submitted 2 days ago • 260 comments

I miss the days when YA drama was like "This person in my debut group one-starred my book on Goodreads" and not like "this school district in Florida set a bunch of books on fire and also the FBI now has me on a list for writing about Black people."

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okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

pups are maybe not the best teammates 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

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Iron Widow: Right-wing men ruin Zetian's life Heavenly Tyrant: Left-wing men ruin Zetian's life

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bitches

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I remember like 20 years ago, early in the manosphere days of the internet, someone snuck into an MRA meeting and released a video of the kind of stuff they talked about. It was mostly this one guy saying feminism’s demonizing of masculinity is the reason he doesn’t know how to fix a bicycle

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