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The employee is Gavin Kliger. He’s been named by multiple large news orgs. Not sure why NBC won’t.

Tesla's stock is ridiculously overvalued, and even a modest consumer boycott could tank the company, which accounts for the majority of Elon Musk's wealth. The divestment movement weakened apartheid South Africa. Let's do that again. slate.com/business/202...

Maybe you could give them uniforms like matching brown shirts so we know they’re official

World’s oldest turtle only GOP official to vote no on Gabbard confirmation.

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

And at the same time, anti-abortion organizations are actively recruiting domestic abusers who want to rat out their partners for having abortions.

Tfw you’re watching the “2025 vision” webinar for a platform you have to use for work and realize that you are literally watching the platform enshittify itself in real time.

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

Oregon and Washington! #FDArecall

Ah yes, another morning of confusion and dismay as we grapple with the explicably absurd pronouncements of a government made up almost exclusively of robber baron failsons.

Shocking. Who could have forseen such an outcome given their history of loudly financially supporting and promoting the worst people on earth

Watching a true crime show about Yathomas Riley, who tried to murder one wife and succeeded at murdering the second wife. Both times he claimed they shot themselves, they were disturbed, threatening suicide. The second wife was the AP at the time he tried to murder the first wife.

A lovely Yellow-veiled Amanita, Amanita augusta, grows in a way that's perfect for photographing all of its features, including underneath the cap, without having to get a creative angle. Thanks for that, mushroom! 🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 💛 🍄 📷

This is so crassly on-the-nose that I'm suspicious

a lot of people don’t realize that mountain time zone is for every mountain in the world, it’s the same time on every mountain due to their distance from the earth’s core

ME: and the hell, is it fresh? 2025: oh yes, the freshest

I say we beat the shit out of 2025 as soon as it shows up, just as a message to any potential future years

"But when it comes to tackling cheating, we often end up with the same answer: the staff-student relationship." This is the clear answer. A serious institutional response to the rise of AI cheating would be to hire a lot more faculty to dramatically reduce student-faculty ratios. Refocus on humans.

How about ynstead of pouringe a ton of moneye ynto A.I. we just funde public educacioun and use the bookes we alreadye have that it ys being trained upon?

We lost the beautiful lady in my userpic this morning. She was a weird little cat. We got her when she was ~7mos old from a shitty rescue days before they "gave up on her as unadoptable." The manager in the Petco she'd been living in tried to convince us that we wanted something younger and cuter.

Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer theonion.com/delighted-he...

Listen I dunno that I can handle another four years of Yelly Smelly President Man. The ceaseless barrage of stupid fucking all caps narcissistic toilet proclamations from an elderly baby king who knows almost nothing about anything and who possesses the inborn curiosity of a rotten tree stump.

🎶God, what have you done? The vibes here were good, But you're fucking it up. Oh, Aaron, It's not any fun, That transphobic creep Just doesn't belong Here at the Blue Sky website, I'm gonna keep on yelling That the Blue Sky website Must ban Jesse Singal From the Blue Sky website, Blue Sky website🎶

"Deny, Defend, Depose" Freight graff in the US

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