onefastmac.bsky.social
He/him in his late 30’s playing racing sims and doing god-knows-what with a 20 year old BMW.
See you on the leaderboards, space cowboy.
79 posts
26 followers
24 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
Oooo haven’t watched this in forever!
comment in response to
post
Uncovering ancient artifacts and punching nazis!
comment in response to
post
LOVE putting this in emails
comment in response to
post
Do you need some quarters for the laundromat or…?
comment in response to
post
He’s literally not.
comment in response to
post
Jeep was too ambitious with Wagoneer. End of statement.
comment in response to
post
It’s called “hosting” because we’re in YOUR car and not mine.
comment in response to
post
Nothing says “home for the holidays” more than a giant wood built-in with a tiny old LCD TV sitting in a hole made for a 200lb CRT TV.
comment in response to
post
I’m here, aren’t I?
comment in response to
post
Actually, no. It’s not “where it’s always been.” These were $6,000 cars in the 1960’s ($55k-ish, adjusted)
They didn’t get properly -expensive- until the mid/late 90’s.
Porsche could drop the base price by $30,000 and still make money.
comment in response to
post
My current laptop is a 2011 17” MBP 💀 I hardly use it anymore but it’s the only laptop I’ve got 😂
comment in response to
post
My sentiments exactly
comment in response to
post
“Circlejerkers?”
Really?
comment in response to
post
We’ve seen the video reviews. Getting enthusiasts behind the wheel isn’t really working out that well; What do they hope to achieve with skeptics?
comment in response to
post
“Open your purse”
comment in response to
post
I worked in retail long enough that even if it isn’t playing I can still hear it.
comment in response to
post
This is why everyone’s insurance premiums keep going up.
comment in response to
post
Oh! I’m glad you posted this because I had totally forgotten about this game. I heard about it so long ago and it completely slipped my mind.
comment in response to
post
We gonna need more than luck 😭
comment in response to
post
I feel like the total recall ref is a good pull, really proud of that one.
comment in response to
post
“Patina”
comment in response to
post
Assy!
comment in response to
post
Wowowowowow
comment in response to
post
Well if you would stop serving such incredible looks all the time, maybe your eyes would be less injured! 😉
(But also boo that sucks 😭)