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Going to hell for this

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.

submitted 1 day ago • 66 comments

Why are the Charmin bears always shitting and wiping their ass what’s with that

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

“I don’t give a FUCK what he did in his personal life, I care about what Draculas policies as mayor would be”

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Chris webber and Tim duncan over Shaq any day

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Mozilla deleted the following text from its Terms of Service: “Does Firefox sell your personal data? Nope. Never have, never will. And we protect you from many of the advertisers who do. Firefox products are designed to protect your privacy. That’s a promise.” github.com/mozilla/bedr...

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Matt yglesias ft vanilla opinions spam post on how segregation was equality etc.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

One man's poop tray another man's cereal bowl

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

How many hearts were taken from this villager?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Tesla lost enough value today that it could have fully funded USAID for a year.

submitted 4 days ago • 514 comments

Thanos runs a dunking donuts like it's the royal air force

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submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments

one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks.

submitted 5 days ago • 610 comments

The real scandal here is that we allow drug manufacturers to get monopolies on the production of pharmaceuticals that wouldn’t exist but for taxpayer-funded research

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

We Bought An NFT Of A Zoo

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Making Mumford choose which son I execute first

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

If the helldude swapped to dps instead aggro tank in the gamergate era we could have had gta vi: woke city multiversity of dei wokeness

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I'm normal now. Just had my whataburger cup silicone mold implant

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Beer is grain goon

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Getting the mcdonalds happy meal but with the sonic happy hour xl diet dr pepper call that a polycule

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Trump's DOJ has erased a report from its website that lays out its own recommendations for tackling violence against Indigenous women www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

submitted 13 days ago • 59 comments

Beer is grain goon

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Getting the mcdonalds happy meal but with the sonic happy hour xl diet dr pepper call that a polycule

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Popeyes has panera style mango lemonde that's vegan

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter

submitted 15 days ago • 53 comments

This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.

submitted 15 days ago • 1091 comments

I would be so much fun in ski resorts if I got butt implants

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We can't let wyt ppl find out about bone marrow. We can't let it become a second lamb trotter oxtail situation

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I'm normal now. Just had my whataburger cup silicone mold implant

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

B4 we get sinophobic remember w/o china there is no spaghetti or skyline chili

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If the helldude swapped to dps instead aggro tank in the gamergate era we could have had gta vi: woke city multiversity of dei wokeness

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My friend Fr. John Taylor, cassocked freedom fighter by day, novelist by night, leveraged his years beside Richard Nixon to compose a genuinely thrilling political thriller imagining what would have happened had Nixon not resigned. Recommended for all Watergate buffs. www.amazon.com/Jackson-Plac...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments