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With Severance back and Yellowjackets returning this Friday, I’m incredibly excited about television right now.

I can now see why my email offering to give the NSA exclusive access to an ultra rare uber 1337 EoP in Windows NT 3.1 bounced 😭 Truly the dumbest timeline.

The agenda for #SOCON2025 has dropped! 🙌 Check out the schedule below and head to ghst.ly/socon-bsky to get the scoop on all things SO-CON & to register.

JONI ❤️

Part of me wants to joke that this will be a deluxe version of an album that was already deluxe, but I’m actually excited to hear she’s releasing more music.

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

New from 404 Media: Employees working at DOGE have been ordered to stop using Slack while government lawyers attempt to transition the agency to one that is not subject to the Freedom of Information Act. Means DOGE will be even more secretive and unaccountable www.404media.co/doge-employe...

There is nothing illegal about naming inexperienced people currently accessing sensitive government data at the behest of Elon Musk. They are: Akash Bobba Edward Coristine Luke Farritor Gautier Cole Killian Gavin Kliger Ethan Shaotran This is a major security breach. SPREAD

It’s official: Elon Musk’s staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office. Here’s a recap of what’s happening:

This was so good omg

after living here for four years I can say that canadians are absolutely nice, but they aren't weak. it's just the american conception of strength is so tied to outrageous cruelty it's hard to imagine people can be both strong and kind

You only saw one set of footprints because I, the Support main and certified MVP of this match, had carried you.

happy anniversary to one of the most embarrassing days in my city's history

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency

lmao

"Working from home just two days a week saves workers anywhere from $305 to $2,357 per year on travel, parking, food and work clothes," per MorePerfectUnion.

Raising awareness of this very good labeler account that pulls govt contributions from opensecrets.org

Next on my list…

I'm glad to release the tool I have been working hard on the last month: #KrbRelayEx A Kerberos relay & forwarder for MiTM attacks! >Relays Kerberos AP-REQ tickets >Manages multiple SMB consoles >Works on Win& Linux with .NET 8.0 >... GitHub: github.com/decoder-it/K...

I looked up the cooking time and temperature for baking chicken thighs and what I learned is no one agrees on the temperature or cooking time for chicken thighs.

How do we go back to this

Well this is sad news. I saw this show when I was 10 years old. My mom and I took a road trip to Florida from Dayton, Ohio and spent a few days there. Good times.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

Best cartoon era

There’s an old propaganda technique where you keep repeating easily disprovable falsehoods with the intent of wearing down your opponent & normalizing arguments that’d previously have seemed insane. The eventual result is a burnt out populace who are no longer willing to contest your narratives 1/2

You fools. He was throwing his heart out to the audience, that famous gesture that we all know and have long known,

We just finished rewatching Severance S1 in preparation for S2. Weirdly I think I enjoyed it even more the second time around and noticed things I didn’t catch before. Such a great show.

Someone's been randomly uploading LAN Party photos. archive.org/details/@iss...

as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park

Well look at that

TikTok’s departing message was disturbing. It makes me wonder if Zuckerberg bought TikTok in a secret deal and he plans to reopen TikTok and give Trump all the credit. Even though Biden had said he wouldn’t enforce the ban.

if this is just a somewhat more powerful switch with one or two new features that’s really all i want. consumer tech has already peaked for the foreseeable future and all innovation is doing is eroding things and making them worse. just slap on a port that makes a new fun clicky sound and ship it

Trying to enjoy these final days before the world gets crazy again for another four years (and possibly beyond).

I would love to see the forensic analysis on this one

In Part 1 of my Intune Attack Paths series, I discuss the fundamental components and mechanics of Intune that lead to the emergence of attack paths: posts.specterops.io/intune-attac...

I don’t think of it as losing TikTok, I think of it as regaining my hippocampus.