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Wandering writer, half depressed raccoon half manic werewolf. חַי חַי חַי חַי, stayin’ alive Profile pic: a raccoon with a cigarette in its mouth. Header pic: a cross stitch of a tiny green cottage on wheels www.patreon.com/sarahwonderwagon
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It's incredibly cold out 🥶 and Zay needs at least $80 for shelter tonight! Let's get that (or more if we can)!🙏 💸💕 #HelpFolksLive2025 Cash App: $ZayCrescendo Venmo: ZayCrescendo PayPal: Zay88

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

NO PROGRESS PLEASE HELP SO I WON'T BE HOMELESS 💕💸 #MutualAid #TransMutualAid

Obviously their enclosures need more enrichment activities. Antarctica Is Stark, Beautiful, and Will Shrink Your Brain www.atlasobscura.com...

Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."

Nazi shit happens at CPAC every single year now. It's undeniable what that hive is. Anyone denying this shit still has their head so far up their own ass that they should never be taken seriously for any reason on any topic ever again because they're delusional.

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

Say what you will about kings but they used to die in hilariously gory ways. We haven't seen a proper traditional slapstick death in a long time, it's mostly boring old age instead of getting stabbed by an assassin hiding in the toilet while taking a shit and not being noticed til they began to rot

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This is the text of the bullshit email all federal government employees just received from the Office of Personnel Management (or are about to receive).

I learned this cool bit of family history yesterday My grandfather, who had worked on an assembly line for Oldsmobile for 37 years, was given an incorrect order by some junior manager who had never been on the line. Grandpa refused the order. Manager wrote him up and suspended him 3 days wo pay.

If some asshole emailed me demanding that I explain what I do lest I lose my job, I would be mentally drafting my reply as I destroyed every detailed record of how to do my job so whoever tried to do it without me was doomed.

The first thing I notice in this photo — of the Nazi raid on Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, Berlin's pioneering sex research center— is the nude photographs. Demonization of "pornography" is critical to justifying censorship. Defending it is critical to combatting the fascist project.

I've seen it from a couple of agencies already. Sent from an "HR" OPM address. The spam-ass subject line is "What did you do last week?"

Every artist I know is really struggling right now. Financially, emotionally, their confidence, in general. If you like an artist's work, support them any way you can. Buying their stuff or subscribing to their Patreon is great, but words of encouragement are also incredibly helpful.

Please help this family get electricity, it’s crucial for their survival

I’ve learned that one of our regular customers, who is often very hostile and complainy, does this same shtick at the other fast food establishments on our block. He hits us all in order, every day. 2 hours harassing McDonald’s, 2 hours harassing kfc, 2 hours harassing us at Taco Bell

When I was in Hebrew school, one year our Purim play was done in the style of Grease. All the songs were Grease tunes, all our costumes were 50’s inspired. I am wondering how common it was in 90s suburban synagogues to have elaborate theatrical productions like we did

If you considered posting something critical of the Trump regime but then decided against due to fear for retaliation, then you are no longer living in a democracy.

Don’t post front facing pictures of yourself maskless at protests. Don’t post front facing pictures of other people maskless at protests. **Especially** ppl of color. Seeing that all over with the Tesla stuff. You eagerly wanting to be seen doing something endangers both yourself and others.

Hi! So… If the CPAC convention had at least 2 Nazi salutes form the stage, then it’s a a Nazi convention. Hope that’s clear now.

Please help!

The credit card I use for Uber fares and grocery delivery has accidentally been getting ALL my moving expenses put on it and now needs at least $300 more in payments to stop being over the credit limit. We're out of cash until the 2nd week of March. Anything helps. PayPal.me/thelionmachine

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

I don’t understand how there’s any debate about whether to characterize them as Nazis when they’re out here sieg heiling. It’s an absolute failure of messaging not to name and condemn this behavior, and build a narrative around it.

This is good simple messaging.

Trying to raise $1000 this next month in order to get towards my goal. I know that seems like a lot of money but my total medical debt is way more. So please, if you can share my posts, (esp. patreon.com/wordglass paypal.me/wordglass 1/3

Nobody can steal Lilly Wachowski's trans cred. But you CAN steal her look! Get one now, all proceeds donated to local trans relocation, emergency, and housing insecurity funds!

the thing about resisting fascism is a lot of it is gonna be super illegal, like federally illegal, and you're still gonna have to do it if you want to save people

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

to survival

I like how people are too weak and cowardly to call something a Nazi salute when it’s clearly a Nazi salute so now it’s been renamed the Elon salute

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

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