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It is very rude to interrupt the process of taking a screenshot by offering to perform a not-screenshot

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And so it begins... Trump's right hand is making jokes about some of the worst murderers in history. Conservative MPs have called him a "breath of fresh air." He is toxic. Canada needs to make sure that this Nazi promoter is not able to interfere in any way in our electoral system.

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I love this kind of snow. Very polite, fluffy snow that makes everything look and sound a bit magical. Doesn’t happen very often. Anyways, Canada needs nuclear weapons

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When you get American Thanksgiving off but you’re Canadian

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To be fair she does look like a chicken.

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The fact that Google is so angry about having to sell Chrome tells you everything you need to know about how they're using that "browser"

submitted 99 days ago • 5 comments

desire is a prison

submitted 100 days ago • 7 comments

After listening to hundreds of hours of history podcasts, my greatest wish is that I could travel back in time to Ancient Rome so I could explain to people back then how Ancient Rome worked

submitted 104 days ago • 40 comments

Security people recommended rebooting the iPhone once per week and then Apple said how about 3 days techcrunch.com/2024/11/14/n...

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and an apocalyptic angel and a cult leader tech billionaire so yeah that’s like the whole set

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Absolutely this will happen.

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it would be a hilarious finale to the last nine years if the pee tape were the october surprise, but I am sorry, I do not believe in a just and loving god

submitted 128 days ago • 18 comments

People are impressed by AI, but if you’ll recall, there was a time not too long ago when people were not sure if anything was cake

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Utilizing the vast computing power of modern AI, I have answered a crucial question: what is a good skin care regimen for men? This burned 3 lakes worth of water. I will take no questions

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That’s right I got my finger in the pulse of the zeitgeist and only ever let go for many months at a time

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He waited for the light

submitted 285 days ago • 0 comments

“draw the personification of thirst”

submitted 286 days ago • 0 comments

hell yeah. FUCK yeah.

submitted 298 days ago • 6 comments

This is what the Rabbit r1 should have run on

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Happy 460th birthday to William Shakespeare! #literature #shakespeare

submitted 311 days ago • 18 comments

h.u.r.g. (high level user friendly real time games designer), zx spectrum (1984) www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/55440/H-...

submitted 320 days ago • 4 comments

I’ve been informed that geography is happening again.

submitted 329 days ago • 7 comments

work smarter not harder

submitted 330 days ago • 3 comments

LOGGING ON

submitted 339 days ago • 3 comments

Congress, why are you banning TikTok when Microsoft Teams is RIGHT THERE

submitted 351 days ago • 30 comments

Her name is Kate Middleton because she is in the “middle” of a “ton” of graves, in the cemetery she is buried at, having died

submitted 353 days ago • 10 comments

Unexpected 3am

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Amazing

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This has happened to most women, if your friends aren’t telling you about it ask yourself why they don’t trust you

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Bike lanes in cities don't hurt businesses—not by taking away parking spaces, not by limiting customers. I read the more than 30 studies and reports on this that have come out since the mid 1980s, and that's what the data shows.

submitted 358 days ago • 13 comments

For me, it was a Tuesday

submitted 360 days ago • 1 comment

I actually do think it’s a pretty apt metaphor, but I don’t believe it’s great news when your most ardent supporters’ campaign slogan is “this election is exactly like the trolley problem.”

submitted 361 days ago • 14 comments

The Holdovers just makes me annoyed that the CBC isn’t making stuff like this

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Children expecting a “Willy Wonka experience” full of magic and sensory delights only to find themselves punished with a grotesque, innocence-destroying nightmare is in line with the source material. One might argue that IS the “Willy Wonka experience.”

submitted 366 days ago • 7 comments

Decided that I will no longer be learning what people are talking about

submitted 377 days ago • 26 comments