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@vanbadham.bsky.social Donald Trump blames Atlantic Ocean for war plans leak. “It’s a pathetic ocean. I much prefer the Pacific.” theatln.tc/AmsjsuT6

Me in the national security group chat. #SignalGate

Just another day in Clusterfcuk USA. www.smh.com.au/world/north-...

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

The Easter Bunny… proudly brought to you by Trump Steaks. #Trump edition.cnn.com/2025/03/23/p...

A CSA. Dear people of the universe. Stop looking at your fcuking phone while walking on the footpath / sidewalk. That would be terrific, thanks. #FFS

“Tiffany's has since cleaned the earrings.” You would hope so. #slighlyshopsoiled www.bbc.com/news/article...

Great piece. That bin does sound very special. www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/li...

@richardglover1.bsky.social Good to see you over here, Richard. Seems to be far fewer dickheads than the other place.

“I’ve never been called a “lefty-luvvie” before!” Interesting chat between Greg Combet and @peterfitz1.bsky.social www.smh.com.au/national/gre...

I hear people are calling his cars “Deplorians” these days.

My theory is Trump wants to join the Commonwealth so America can win bigly at those rather sad Commonwealth Games.

Bravo Van.

Why didn’t they convert the stairs into a motion-sensor travelator instead of building that fugly cycle way that will destroy the park and put pedestrians even more at risk from rabid cyclists? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

W Hong Kong definitely has a pool with a view… 76th floor.

Appalling that it took so long, but better late than never. www.smh.com.au/culture/art-...

It’s 2025 and we’re still seeing apologist headlines for men who kill women. This is a man who chose to coercively control. This is a man who chose to intimidate, threaten and stalk. This is a man who planned a complex, brutal attack. This is a man who chose to violently murder a young woman.

“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.” theonion.com/doj-des...

@peterfitz1.bsky.social Good to see you over here. I’m a new arrival. It seems to be a bit more dickhead-free than the other place.

Well said. @peterfitz1.bsky.social

Crikey! Dior taking inspiration from classic Australian millinery endorsed by royalty?

This is how you do it. youtu.be/8o5ELd0TGNE?...

My vlog on Marc Webb’s Snow White is up here, please click, watch, share and subscribe: youtu.be/7X5FbTA8Xx0?...

Scientists stalking a small marsupial through a remote Australian rainforest say they may have found a clue to the mystery of why its bigger kangaroo cousins hop instead of walk u.afp.com/SwGW

Looks like a job for DOGE. Here DOGE… good boy…

Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?

Trump taking a certain Pink Floyd lyric a bit too bigly seriously.

I saw a scientist here on Bluesky asking a few days ago, if it was safe for folk to travel to academic conferences in the US these days. The answer is pretty clear.

Trump is trying to crush the arts – and he’s starting with the Kennedy Center | Charlotte Higgins

Cheaper medicines ! The treacherous Labor bastards ! They’ll stop at nothing, no trick too low !

Life (sort of) imitating a Midsomer Murders episode. Again. #bucketman @itvx.com

Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

The serendipitous discovery of exquisitely preserved fossil near Gulgong in NSW provides a glimpse into the evolution of Australian fish around 15 million years ago when the area was a tropical lake.

The size of these Stanley cups is getting ridiculous.

Darling Harbour in Shenzhen, China is much better than the shithouse Sydney version. #travel

“A steroidal version of the absolutely worst 12-year-old bully boy you ever went to school with inside the flatulent body of a man who has more power than anyone else on the planet. He’ll do what he wants.” #TheFartOfTheDeal #Trump t.co/mrzc34MP4o