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This, precisely, is what I think Dem voters want from their representatives: direct confrontation with people who are used to bullying others both as a matter of substance and style. You don't have to back down to these fucking clowns.

Days since a trash can mishap: 0 This was a long time coming and it was a REALLY GOOD mishap bahahahaha full statement to follow

my brain anytime I’m not thinking about work:

Our badgers can perform “The Room Where It Happens” from Hamilton. They just choose not to.

In retrospect we should have reacted much more strongly to people being like “you’re just virtue signaling, you’re just saying you have virtue, you’re just treating virtue like it’s a good thing for an adult human being to have, you just want to run around everywhere having morality and being good”

Anyway it’s so weird that all these end stage things are happening but all we still have to do regular chores and get dental care and stuff

today's leaders are not meeting the moment. it is time for a change. it is time for Chancleta.

Representative Bill Huizenga is currently lying to and gaslighting his constituents if you want to submit questions video.teleforumonline.com/video/stream...

Industries I Wish Millennials Would Kill Much Harder Golf Oil Private equity Venture capital “Journalism” & “Economics” that’s just guys jacking each other off about stonks Crypto Whatever It Is Nate Silver Does With His Time Giant Pickup Trucks Ads That Make Every Website Look Like Dogshit

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

The more I live the more I’m astounded by how difficult it is to keep living and to remain a person. This is WORK.

[offerman voice] this is the first academy award win for Center Stage

found in the wild

Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...

your semi-regular reminder that "personal liberties" (and its cousin " personal responsibility") is almost always code for "erosion of collective action and the social safety net"

I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien

Oh someone got foot prints all over the wall? That’s so weird I wonder how that happened

It must be wild to be a private equity guy. One day you wake up and are like “today we’re taking out our worst enemy: yarn.”

my brother and my aunt, whenever they see each other (which is usually like once a year at MOST since she's in ottowa) will size each other up with cold contempt, and after a moment she'll say "charles." in a faux mid-atlantic accent dripping in disdain and he'll respond "deirdre." with the same

opened this and it was just a Bluesky invite code and a pack of Parliaments???

There’s nothing wrong with being squishy. People like squishy. Nobody is buying turgidmallows.

Let's be very clear that Pete Hegseth absolutely has his job because he is a white man.

my walk up song is the sound of me falling down and yelling i'm ok

Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age theonion.com/revival...

Every day it seems like another person I know casually admits to using ChatGPT for something and I feel like I’m losing my grip. Was it really that hard to Google things?

So like....do we bother filing our taxes or what?

In order to be a hero, you have to do things for other people that meet their needs. If you want power over the choices of others or you want to be deferred to and praised, that’s not being a hero. That’s being a bully.

they should make a country that doesn’t hate you and want you to die

when Germany calls our government out for promoting Nazism, take them literally and seriously

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

I think the general internet argument view of “you have emotion about this event har har, you’re triggered, you have an emotional response to cruelty har har” has been a complete disaster for humanity both for the person being told that and for the person saying it

A cat-Valentine

I smell sex and heart candy

getting a cat water fountain for myself and filling it with chocolate syrup

We are going to need a LOT of people to stand up this way. I’m glad people are doing it.

Watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and the thought of Reba being someone's therapist....WOOF.

HELEN: (cheerful) Has anyone seen my new red hat? DOTTIE: (angry) Oh piss on your hat. ME, DOTTIE’S HYPE MAN: OhhhHHHHhhhhhh!!!!! She said piss on your hat, son

mentally I’m here

Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

ASL interpreters who work in the arts (concerts, opera, theatre, etc) deserve to be valued as artists too. it takes so much skill to be this good at capturing the FEEL of music beyond just translating the meaning of the text and it’s an invaluable accessibility service

YOU WILL PRY MY EM DASH FROM MY COLD DEAD—AND LIFELESS—HANDS