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rheeharbor.bsky.social
30yr old queer bitch
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Having a crush after 35 is so embarrassing. Just take a pottery class.

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Everyday. My mind hates me

JUST BECAUSE THE CLOWN CAR GOES VERY FAST DOES NOT MEAN IT ISN’T FULL OF CLOWNS

Me to my cats when I'm in a depressive episode

Maybe it’s time to contend with the fact that peaceful protests don’t stop genocide

Things COVID has proven: 1) The job you were told couldn’t be done remotely, can be done remotely. 2) Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didn’t want them to. 3) Internet is a utility and not a luxury. 4) Universal healthcare is a necessity.

Buddha: "The mind is everything. What you think, you become." Me: Uh oh

Help the pit has my soul

sometimes you’re afraid of telling your friends they’re hot because you don’t want to make it weird, and it turns out they were doing the same thing, and you can both just get over it and make out instead

I maintain perfect work-life balance by having none of either

"we call them skeets"

when the mattress in Beast's castle comes alive and starts crying because of all the things he saw

To quote a yiff book, "Like recognizes like."

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

but hey as an extension of this, my okami skeb comms are back! LMAO

they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

Saying that I'll get to work at least 15 minutes early so I can make food for myself every day

Big same Spiderman. Big same.

LONGEGGS (2025)

your average coworkers at a retail job

New and improved. But actually the same. But actually worse 😕

when I hear my cats knocking something down but the edible has me

spaghetti time

if you heard me sneaking around your basement looking for your cheese, no you didn’t

Typos are the universe's way of telling you to delete all your posts and deactivate and live off the grid, surviving on insects and carrion until the skyline crumbles in the distance and the shame you felt is just a vague mammary.

When I say that I don't understand what the fuck is going on, that is not a request for you to explain it to me.

pretending I am using the force to open the automatic doors at the grocery store is the only joy I have left

Brandy to the lead singer of Looking Glass

Oh no, what do I do? Just threw up these tiny weird lil guys. I think they might be trying to hurt me.

one day i'm gonna have a mental breakdown and i'll buy a theremin and it'll be the only thing i talk about for three months and then just as suddenly i will cease and never talk about it again

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones but it's fine if you are in any other kind of house just whip that shit as hard as ya can nothing will happen

"lmfao," she types. "rofl," but her face is straight. her ass, still on. the floor, unrolled upon

What a feller to run into on your way home. Do you think they felt pain?

❣️ girlies I love you but stop assuming others are sexually available or open to sexual flirting if you don’t know them it’s overfamiliar and gross as fuck

You just know Pepe the King Prawn smoked that gas station weed

Oh sure, you don't think about swallowing worms when you eat fettuccine, that's cool. Put some Alfredo on that hashtag blessed personality

a person can enter any large rock or boulder. they are hollow. inside these behemoths you will find a chair, and a lamp, and you will be allowed to stay, and you will feel at home. you may find yourself unwilling to leave. millions now live a stone life. it's no secret that i will join them soon