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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 14 days ago • 873 comments

While looking damn good in it!

submitted 15 days ago • 775 comments

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

submitted 16 days ago • 1114 comments

This makes me so happy! Except for the fact that crowded Costco is my sensory overload nightmare… but yaaaay, Costco!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell theonion.com/report-...

submitted 28 days ago • 44 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 367 comments

It’s a different world than the one I grew up in

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I need some clarification on the good luck/bad luck exchange rate. Today I had TWO ladybugs land on me at recess, but then a black cat ran across the street in front of me on the drive home. Does ONE black cat cancel out ONE ladybug, or does it outweigh them in luck as well as physical size?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

People keep talking about the security implications of the Hegseth leak. The other issue is they are likely illegally using Signal to bypass mandatory government record keeping. That should be equally as terrifying.

submitted 29 days ago • 52 comments

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

submitted 30 days ago • 320 comments

My guy, I would have been fired from Borders for accidentally sharing Oprah’s Book Club selection to a member of the media ahead of time via group text This fucken world, man

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

No matter how many EOs Trump signs, they do not become law. Only Congress can pass laws. The ADA is law. This matters to EVERYONE. If you don’t need it now, wait.

submitted 33 days ago • 24 comments

Look, vandalism is not the answer and it shouldn’t be tolerated but there’s something very wrong with an administration that cares far more about protecting a car than it does about protecting children from being shot in their classrooms.

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Ahead of Germany’s election, with anti-immigrant sentiment rising, they released viral videos showing life without immigrants. History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well. 🧵

submitted 35 days ago • 729 comments

Seriously.

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submitted 40 days ago • 27 comments

Is this a new tariff day or a tariff pause day? It’s tough to keep up.

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submitted 43 days ago • 621 comments

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

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The hypocrisy is off the charts.

submitted 46 days ago • 911 comments

felt like we could all use a pick-me-up

submitted 48 days ago • 596 comments

Son: Are we better off now? Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time. Son: What's that? Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.

submitted 48 days ago • 343 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.