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rjdg.bsky.social
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maybe this is just the spider in my ear talking but i could really go for a big juicy fly

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

As two nuclear powers go to war, let’s all pray that the current leaders of America’s diplomatic and military machines aren’t distracted by a trans eighth grader winning a spot on the “wrong” basketball team or something else really important

submitted 2 days ago • 69 comments

How Deportation Works theonion.com/how-dep...

submitted 7 days ago • 58 comments

Most folks would just say "cumfart" out loud and expect a laugh. Thank you, sir, for going the extra mile.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone do a wellness check on the two old farts at the driving range? #canadianelection

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

WREXHAM A.F.C.!!! HOLY SMOKES!!! The only team in English football history, dating back to 1888, to achieve three consecutive promotions. Incredible. Literally a feat for the ages.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico theonion.com/chipotl...

submitted 13 days ago • 31 comments

The pro life party is summarily sentencing toddlers to exile

submitted 13 days ago • 204 comments

Raskin: So on the logic of this arrest of Judge Dugan, all of the people in the trump administration who participated in defying that order by Judge Boasberg themselves, could be arrested for interfering with a legal proceeding and perhaps other criminal charges like kidnaping..

submitted 13 days ago • 276 comments

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison

submitted 14 days ago • 84 comments

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison theonion.com/judge-g...

submitted 26 days ago • 45 comments

Wowy McIlwoy! - Pontius Pilate

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

No show Poillievre

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

"I'll show you, China! I'll kill every American business that buys from you!"

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

submitted 34 days ago • 166 comments

Proud to be a fan of Amber Ruffin. @amberruffin.bsky.social variety.com/2025/politic... Please, oh please, let the world hear what you'd have said.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry we can't respond to your emergency, all our officers are providing a human shield to a large inventory of unwanted cars.

submitted 42 days ago • 32 comments

More of this. Constantly. Every chance we have, more of this.

submitted 42 days ago • 136 comments

Did Jeff Goldberg even say thank you?

submitted 45 days ago • 58 comments

Y'know what we should call Republicans? Muskovites! (probably the millionth post to suggest this but ignorance really is bliss sometimes)

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Statement from the family of the late Medgar Evers.

submitted 49 days ago • 87 comments

Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent theonion.com/astrona...

submitted 50 days ago • 111 comments

More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.

submitted 53 days ago • 1722 comments

Welcome to my pasture Mister Bond

submitted 53 days ago • 14 comments

What Margaret Smith tells collection agents. "Here's what I do with my bills. I toss them all in a hat and then I pull out three. And those are the ones I pay! Now if ya keep bothering me, I'm takin' yours outta the hat."

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

"I drove my parents to the airport today. They leave tomorrow." - also Margaret Smith

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I saw the clip of Stewart agreeing to the terms with great enthusiasm.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

That is exactly true.

submitted 62 days ago • 1276 comments

Come on Juveria

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna have this picture on my wall like old people have pictures of JFK, King and Obama on their walls.

submitted 64 days ago • 59 comments

[R]emember that Canada can’t concede to U.S. demands, even if it were in a mood to do so (which it very much isn’t) because there aren’t any coherent U.S. demands; Canada has done nothing wrong! - Paul Krugman

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

[L]ook at the people Trump has chosen to play prominent roles in his administration....It really looks as if being vile is a fundamental job qualification. - Paul Krugman

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Canada is a pretty decent place, as nations go. And Trump, whom nobody would describe as a decent person, dislikes and maybe even fears people who are. - Paul Krugman

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

[T]he conventions of mainstream journalism make it hard to say directly that the president’s actions are just vindictive and senseless. - Paul Krugman

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it feels like I’m going crazy, because there is something that is right in front of our faces, has been for years, and nobody of consequence ever says it: Donald Trump works for Vladimir Putin. How much more proof does anyone need? And what is anybody going to do about it?

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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 74 days ago • 145 comments

When you fail the open book test… www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

submitted 76 days ago • 163 comments

@joyannreid.bsky.social We're so angry to learn of the cancellation at MSNBC. You've been our ONLY daily viewing appointment for quite some time now. We will miss you terribly...until you show up elsewhere. Fingers crossed. Best of luck to you and all the others fighting the good fight.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

My latest Op-Ed for the New York Times: The SNL 50 special didn’t contain all the exact sketches and moments that were precious to me personally. Here’s why that’s a problem for Democrats in 2026.

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