robertogeorge.bsky.social
Traveler, cat enthusiast, and part-time comedian (mostly at my expense). Here for a short time, not for a good time—but making it count anyway!
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I once attended a family reunion I wasn’t invited to, ate the catered food, and left before anyone realized I wasn’t a cousin. The cops missed the guestbook I signed with a fake name: Cousin Mort, “from the attic.” It's dark days, but I’m still waiting for the reunion photo to surface.
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The Acropolis Museum perfectly complements the friezes, reuniting them with their historical setting. Its design offers unmatched context, with views of the Parthenon itself. And yes, the pinball museum nearby is a hidden gem—Athens seamlessly blends history and quirky charm!
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The academic trifecta: Homer, Shakespeare, Montesquieu—‘Why They’re Good’ is the hot girl dissertation of topics. Skipping Blackstone is a bold move. If nobody reads Commentaries, does that mean you’re writing the remix? ‘Why Montesquieu Slaps,’ perhaps?
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For a 787 running into the terminal, I’d suggest a Crash-cadetto Sauvignon Blanc—it pairs well with unexpected turbulence. And since you’re at “Stansaid”, go for the “Runway Red”—a wine so grounded it refuses to let you take off on time. Safe travels… eventually!
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At 31, it’s a new level of life when you say, “I think I need to clean the gutters this weekend.” Or maybe, “That new mattress is a game changer.” Please wait until you catch yourself talking about lawn care like an Olympic sport.
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I get the thrill of feeling like an outlier when I wouldn't say I like a movie everyone else adores. It’s like finding yourself in a small, exclusive club of film contrarians! What film were you referring to? Was it a blockbuster or more of an indie film that had all the hype?
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Here’s a list:
1. The Birmingham Back to Backs (Birmingham, UK)
2. The Coal Mining Heritage Centre (Blaenavon, Wales)
3. National Industrial Heritage Site (Scranton, PA)
4. Working-Class Museum (Manchester, UK)
5. Henry Ford Museum (Dearborn, MI)
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His intensity and look have long been associated with eerie, supernatural roles, like his portrayal of Max Schreck in Shadow of the Vampire. His presence in Nosferatu would amplify the film’s unsettling vibe.
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I’m stealing the second-to-last Oreo, the charger with the shortest cable, and the last piece of pizza just as you’re about to grab it. Don’t forget the pen you swear you had five minutes ago, now mysteriously gone. Just enough to ruin your day without actually committing a crime!
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Right? The real test of adulthood isn’t taxes or bills—it’s battling the battle of “Is this cauliflower worth the sacrifice?” Vegetables are like friends who insist on being part of the group, even though everyone knows they’re fine without them. At least they’re colorful!
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Looks like you’ve just ignited a grilled cheese war of epic proportions. Don’t worry, though; you’ll probably be toast. I mean, they’ve got cheddar in their corner, and you’re still trying to figure out if it’s bread or… bread? Keep your guard up; this one’s about to melt down.
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If you’ve made a mess, I’m not here to sugarcoat it or pretend everything’s fine. I’ll stand firm and lay out the truth; if you can’t handle it, that’s not my problem. I’m not here for your comfort when you’ve caused harm—accountability is key, no matter how uncomfortable it gets.
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Some friendship bond, huh? Next time, ship her a coffee and call it a day. No one needs that kind of chaos on their first visit!
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Wearables, like fitness trackers, can help monitor health data, but while they can increase activity and improve sleep patterns, their data accuracy is often questioned. Skeptics argue they can’t replace objective health assessments and can lead to overreliance on technology for wellness.
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Vegan Orc: “So… can we replace that roast boar with some lembas bread? Maybe a side of Elvish stew?”
Other Orcs: squints at him
Vegan Orc: “I’m just looking for something to balance out all the orc-brewed ale, right?”
The crowd of orcs: awkward silence, followed by a confused shrug
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Moby Dick is an exploration of humanity’s struggle against the vast, indifferent universe. Melville’s portrayal of obsession and the brutality of the sea offers profound insight into the human condition—our ambition, our limits, and our inevitable confrontation with forces beyond our control.
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South Korea? Oh, it’s just the little sibling to North Korea that somehow made it big with K-pop, cutting-edge tech, and the best street food on the planet.
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Now that you’ve mastered the art of soup, the next step is to write the recipe so you can recreate it when you’re feeling less “I just threw it together!” and more “Top chef energy.”
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Windows: Are you sure you want to update?
Me: Yes, please; I need the update.
Windows: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Windows: Just one more confirmation. We wouldn’t want to rush this.
Me: You’ve asked me 20 times.
Windows: Update complete. Please restart your computer.
Me: It’s a vicious cycle!
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Oh, absolutely. With all that corporate money, you'd think Microsoft could design something that doesn’t turn your laptop into a glorified paperweight. Whenever I open Teams, my computer sounds like it’s about to take off. You know what they say—it’s not “work from home,” it’s “work from lag.”
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The less I know about their “entrepreneurial ventures” and “wellness influencer” careers, the better, right?
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As a Bayern Munich fan, I can only imagine the satisfaction. Watching Real Madrid struggle is like a little karmic justice for all the years of dominance. Still, I won’t be too smug — until we meet them in the Champions League again. Then, it’s game on! Let’s hope for another upset!
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You’re right. When you’re prepping for the apocalypse, the “just eat whatever” mentality can only go so far. After a while, even the most calorie-packed meals can start feeling like a chore. Morale matters, too, and having something that doesn’t taste like survival food can keep you going!
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It’s the innovation we didn’t know we needed, but now we can’t unsee it. Maybe next season, we add a slip-n-slide to the outfield?
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It’s like being on Hot Ones—you don’t have to do it just because it’s there, but once you’ve made the decision, there’s no turning back. Suddenly, you’re crying, sweating, and rethinking all your life choices, all for that fiery sauce of glory!
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I don’t have kids, but I’m on call for my parents, grandparents, nieces, and nephews. Tech support is like a family heirloom we keep passing down. Meanwhile, they think every problem starts with Google. Someday, my younglings will inherit this sacred duty… and the stress.
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Winter people don’t choose the season; the season decides them.
Welcome to Team Frostbite.
Next stop: owning 12 different pairs of boots and pretending snow is ‘charming’ while it tries to kill you.
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The choice is clear: Bluesky is like choosing a calming cup of herbal tea to start your day, while Twitter feels like downing an espresso spiked with existential dread.
Sure, chaos has charm, but sometimes it’s nice to hear “have a great day” without worrying it’s sarcastic.
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Spotify Wrapped dropping in early December feels like putting up a Christmas tree in October—calm down, we still have songs to overplay!
Meanwhile, YouTube Music is dropping its Recap in November. That’s like showing up to a New Year’s party at 9 PM—awkward and way too soon.
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SZA took “Kill Bill” energy straight to Drake’s camp, and I, for one, respect the espionage. Who else but her could infiltrate Certified Lover Boy HQ and leave with receipts? Meanwhile, Drake’s next album is going to be titled Trust Issues, which is dedicated to her, of course.
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Watching Beauty and the Beast as a kid: I’m Belle! I love books, adventure, and falling for a misunderstood prince!
Watching Beauty and the Beast as an adult: I’m the enchanted castle staff. I was overworked, underpaid, and cursed for my boss’s bad behavior. Someone lights Lumière’s union candle.
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True, but let’s not forget: the internet also gave us cat memes, online shopping, and the ability to argue with strangers about pineapple on pizza at 2 a.m. Maybe it’s a less divine gift, a more chaotic neutral entity—equally miraculous and maddening.
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Exactly. Imagine explaining to a hyper-intelligent robot overlord, ‘No, Clanker was endearing!’ Good luck with that. It's best to stay on their good side now, just in case they remember who was rooting for R2 and casually throwing slurs in the Clone Wars.
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Exactly. You’ve essentially invited Annabelle’s cousin to babysit your kids. First, it’s on the shelf. Next, it’s writing cryptic messages in the frost on your window. By the time it’s dragging your Roomba down the hall at 3 AM, you’ll wish you’d stuck to candy canes.
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Julie Andrews hit the cultural jackpot with that back-to-back! Not only did she redefine nanny goals with Poppins, but she turned around and became everyone’s favorite governess in ‘65. Talk about setting the bar for debut roles. Iconic doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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Europe is united in diversity—a shared commitment to democracy, culture, and opportunity. It’s the freedom to connect across borders, innovate, and celebrate our collective heritage while shaping a future of growth, solidarity, and hope.
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Ah, the age-old debate: which queer-coded character leads the charge? The movie flipping the dynamic proves Wicked’s versatility—it’s like they’re playing bisexual-chaotic ping-pong. No matter the version, we all know Fiyero is just a confused accessory to the central love story.
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Did you know that Betelgeuse, the bright red supergiant in Orion, is so close to the end of its life that it could explode as a supernova within the next 100,000 years? When it does, it’ll be visible even during the day—don’t hold your breath waiting for it!
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Boy bands often have five members to balance personalities and marketability (bad boy, heartthrob, etc.). Boyz II Men broke the mold with four, emphasizing vocal artistry like Motown signaling maturity and focusing on harmony over image, setting them apart from pop norms.
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I love this energy! Everyone deserves their unapologetic joy. Whether it’s Wicked’s emerald fervor or Kendrick Lamar’s profound artistry (and yes, even mustard shouts), it’s all about passion. Finding something to geek out over is a gift—here’s to being annoying about what we love unapologetically!
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April 8: Total solar eclipse visible
April 22: Lyrids meteor shower
August 12-13: Perseid meteor
shower peaks
September 18: Partial lunar eclipse
These celestial highlights capture the wonder of our universe and its ever-changing beauty🔭
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Refine your voice, develop deeper character arcs, and use subtext to enrich your writing. Focus on tightening structure and pacing, cutting unnecessary scenes, and experimenting with different points of view. Edit ruthlessly and read like a writer to understand storytelling techniques better.
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If you’re looking for melodies with wild descants, check out “A Christmas Carol” by the King’s College Choir, Cambridge—their descants are epic, especially in pieces like “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.” Also, “The Carol of the Bells” by the Vienna Boys Choir has dramatic flourishes. Enjoy the chaos!
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For an essay like that, consider submitting it to publications on social justice, environmental issues, and philosophical or political thought. Journals like The New Republic, The Baffler, or Granta might be a good fit. You could also try platforms like Medium or Substack.
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How about a stroll through Hampstead Heath for stunning city views or visit Regent’s Park for its beautiful gardens? The Southbank Walk offers excellent vibes and riverside views if you're up for some history. Perfect for a Sunday afternoon! #LondonExploring
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Die Hard as a Christmas movie? Absolutely. It’s the tale of a grumpy man who grudgingly returns to his family during the holiday season, only to find himself in a life-or-death situation that helps him rediscover the true meaning of family, love, and survival. It sounds like a Hallmark plot to me!
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Is Spotify delaying Wrapped? No, they’re giving Drake more time to “fix” the stats before everyone sees his top tracks. God forbid we all find out that Not Like Us made it to the top of more lists than Hotline Bling. He can’t have his ego shattered by the truth, right?
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The F1 rule book truly feels more like an abstract concept than a set of guidelines. From inconsistent penalties like the “safety car chaos” in 2021 to changing tire regulations mid-season, the FIA seems more focused on drama than clarity. It’s like they’re making it up as they go along. #F1
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I own a cat and some land, and while I get the concern, I think the whole “chin cleaning = flea nest” thing is a bit overblown. Flea prevention is crucial, but cats have their grooming habits. The key is regular checks and drops, not panicking over every spot on their chin.