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Im starting to think the tech community doesnt have my best interests at heart

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

you hear that the excited grunting sounds ferrets make is called "dooking" and you're like, you can't just call it that what's wrong with you. then you hear it in real life and you're like, nah that little tube with feet is dooking it up.

Developing a psychological theory of history that posits the human mind can't handle staring into the void that fiat money doesn't have any intrinsic value despite the immense value in using it and so is driven to burn an otherwise working system down to avert cosmic horror

this person said it so good so here it is

🚨 PRECEDENT: A group which would not identify themselves, which was seen passing out Christian religious & patriot flyers during the event, forcibly removed a woman from a Government session. The group failed to identify themself, carried zip ties and physically aggressed the woman, dragging her.

republicans have brownshirts and basically every republican supports the brownshirts

This is catch-22 and the yellow wallpaper all in one. Who says we don’t make new things in the US

blue wavers get on here and follow literally half the user count of the web site when i joined

This has been an ongoing project and yet we’re still told to wait for the *real* trouble where everyone will see a Rubicon being crossed.

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Daniel Penny just got a cushy job at Andreessen Horowitz specifically because he murdered a homeless man on the subway

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

'luigi mangione being celebrated as a hero will lead to a valorization of vigilante violence' is one of those things that only sounds reasonable if you start paying attention to American vigilantism at the exact moment it targets someone with wealth and influence

psa: the taco bell steak nacho fries are pretty good

L is for the way you look at me U is you're the only one I see I is for I-talian G, it stands for Gunman I is I hope you're exonerated in the courts

well they can't exactly be breedable now can they

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why don't they let *me* hold a chainsaw right next to the president

found this in my notes, good advice for aspiring devs

I wish more people were talking about egg prices as less of a “muh egg prices!” thing and more about the fact that there is an organized egg cartel that is illegally price gouging and almost certainly illegally price fixing and reaping massive, gigantic profits.

Lucky loves the Blahaj

On some level, Andrew Cuomo abused all New Yorkers with his corrupt and evil and self-serving ways. He’s trying to do it again and we won’t let him.

Just attacking Labour over puberty blockers is really missing the mark tbh. Yes, they've been bad there. However: - planning to ban us from SSS - sports ban - presiding over GPs no longer providing HRT - No fixing of GICs - Cabinet full of GCs - Agreeing with the media against us - betraying GRR

Each time you make a joke, there is a mental shockwave like the first time the coin hits the water in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, signaling dozens of accounts with blue hearts in their bio, calling, compelling them to come take your comment at face value and reply to it very seriously.

coming this holiday season

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

New: My dispatch from the hottest club in New York City on Friday — the Luigi Mangione hearing. Truly one of the most fascinating scenes I’ve ever witnessed. With illustrations from inside the courtroom by the great Molly Crabapple www.theverge.com/law/617946/l...

everyone who liked "conclave" is gonna be real disappointed right now when they find out how the real papal selection actually works

They're going to feed it all into an LLM and tell it to fire the lowest 10% or something.

just lie to this man, none of his nazi dweebs are smart enough to check

this is happening now! come hang out

this article convinced me that Avowed is worth a second look i've liked Pillars before, but absolutely hate first-person action-RPG melee well, apparently they put a TON of effort into solving first-person action-RPG melee (catch the fun story at the end 🐁) www.gamedeveloper.com/art/what-obs...