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The Ukrainian government has a list of places where you can donate to the war effort here. I personally just donated $100: war.ukraine.ua/donate/ Slava Ukraini.

submitted 21 hours ago • 88 comments

This is how they be talking to you in the pawn shop after offering you $40 for your PS5

submitted 20 hours ago • 45 comments

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

submitted 21 hours ago • 181 comments

I LOVE this rabbit...

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Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to. #Resist

submitted 2 days ago • 650 comments

I heard the NEA is only considering proposals related to 1776 & the USA’s 250th birthday & I was feeling intensely patriotic, so I’m printing these really big posters inspired directly by the Founding Fathers The cut was carved from the masthead of a 19th century newspaper

submitted 8 days ago • 53 comments

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

submitted 8 days ago • 187 comments

I thought this country was built by Europeans, escaping living under the rule of a King, to establish a New World governed by the people. Currently we have a president who calls Himself. Our King If this is a joke, I'm not laughing

submitted 8 days ago • 70 comments

U R 2 awesome!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://theonion.com/...

submitted 9 days ago • 45 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 11 days ago • 8254 comments

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

submitted 18 days ago • 1059 comments

WHO DID THIS??

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Just gonna leave this here.

submitted 18 days ago • 3320 comments

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

submitted 19 days ago • 84 comments

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...

submitted 22 days ago • 226 comments

Many of the White House candidates for high level positions in the Federal government come across as badly qualified for the jobs they are seeking. If they all happened to be Black, I wonder if they’d instead be rejected as incompetent DEI hires?

submitted 24 days ago • 143 comments

Few things on computers enrage me more than this. Tell me what's wrong and what I might do about it, don't act all cute and put your pinky to your lips. Be a professional for once.

submitted 26 days ago • 105 comments

ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses theonion.com/ice-ope...

submitted 25 days ago • 75 comments

A good rule for dog walking is to always return home with more dogs than you had when you left

submitted 25 days ago • 7 comments

So are Vancouver bartenders whipping up a maple syrup and tequila cocktail?

submitted 26 days ago • 415 comments

Look for Me at the Grammys tonight! I'll be the one repeatedly thanked by people who will use cocaine later in the evening.

submitted 26 days ago • 47 comments

YOU NEED THIS...

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I generally don’t like funerals… But there’s definitely one I’m looking forward to.

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

submitted 27 days ago • 1508 comments

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun