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This is giving Garfunkel and Oates. ❤️ youtu.be/-xzXSPAGNwY

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I love everything about this crossover episode!! Jeopardy + Seahawks + familial closeness bc sports = this guy. 💙💚

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submitted 20 days ago • 651 comments

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this

submitted 22 days ago • 193 comments

To be clear here what the Seahawks have done is traded or released three of the 4 members of a passing game that TWO YEARS AGO was top 10 in the league even though it was being run by a guy who doesn't know how to design routes with curves in them for a 2nd and a 3rd Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

idk if this is like a controversial thing to say or w/e but have the Seahawks thought about just keeping their good players

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

submitted 26 days ago • 167 comments

Kurt Vonnegut writing about the hypocrisy of so-called Christians. #Vonnegut #Writing

submitted 31 days ago • 187 comments

ANYWAY, did you know there's an extension you can put on Chrome that will connect with your local library system and when you go look at a book, say on AMZ, it will tell you if that book exists in the library system and if it's available? It's literally called Library Extension.

submitted 32 days ago • 296 comments

Imagine having the concept for severance and then flawlessly executing it. It's messed up that there's someone who gets to experience that level of satisfaction

submitted 38 days ago • 23 comments

#snl50 is severely lacking in bill hader WE WANT STEFON

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Absolutely beautiful tribute. #SNL50 #50Years youtu.be/fXAbLeJyB0o?...

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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." Arthur C. Clarke

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Oops 😬

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Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”

submitted 52 days ago • 136 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10

submitted 62 days ago • 592 comments

This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10

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How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad? a guy wanted to get richer What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer

submitted 89 days ago • 81 comments

Buffy and Spike have already seen Nosferatu. They said it wasn't that scary. Art by SixEyedMonster. Available here: https://buff.ly/3ZXsUGn

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I don’t think we talk about how thankful we ought to be to Beyoncé for giving us lemonade. Just about cried to the first song after a long lemonade-hiatus

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The way Aikman pronounces 'Gutekunst' is playing with fire

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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: treat him like they’ve captured the joker

submitted 103 days ago • 1381 comments

Has anything ever been more true than this?!

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“We’ve seen a lot of good play out of this Seahawks offensive line.” No you haven’t! You’ve seen a QB who covers it up!!!

submitted 106 days ago • 108 comments

Breaking: doctors starting to suspect that women's bodies work differently than men's

submitted 110 days ago • 928 comments

We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.

submitted 114 days ago • 864 comments