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Ran into a great Canadian at the rink the other day.

submitted 34 days ago • 188 comments

Next time I’m in a good mood, I’m gonna put some in the freezer.

submitted 42 days ago • 26 comments

Whoever came up with the word "dentures" really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths" 🦷

submitted 51 days ago • 91 comments

"The U.S. is in a trade war with Canada" is a background detail from a shitty dystopian novel that would make readers roll their eyes because the author was trying too hard

submitted 52 days ago • 81 comments

I just subscribed to Rolling Stone magazine thru the Libby app. All I did was press Subscribe and the current issue was added to my shelf; I will receive a notification when a new issue is available. FOR FREE. Just cuz I have a couple of library cards.

submitted 55 days ago • 191 comments

Has anyone noticed Poilievre can’t say the word “always” correctly?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The dictionary contains every book ever written, you just have to read it in the correct order.

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Breakfast this morning. Maple syrup on toast with bacon covered in maple syrup and a steaming cup of maple syrup.

submitted 82 days ago • 35 comments

You have now completed January 2025.

submitted 83 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 84 days ago • 639 comments

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 89 days ago • 1685 comments

My Barista at Starbucks today sending a message to all of us. 💙 Everything will be ok!

submitted 95 days ago • 363 comments

Dracula is never rebooted, merely revamped

submitted 96 days ago • 118 comments

Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part. Turns out those scenes were almost bang on. The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.

submitted 106 days ago • 387 comments

HARD TIMES AT THE FTFF

submitted 109 days ago • 32 comments

Vibe from Canada #cdnpoli

submitted 116 days ago • 159 comments

I think i would be good at being a nice vampire, because I gave up sugar and gluten and that's harder than not feasting on the blood of the innocent.

submitted 119 days ago • 54 comments

french toast, leftover christmas ham, tater tot... sandwich

submitted 120 days ago • 66 comments

Say what you will about Ebenezer Scrooge but his pajama game was on another level. You can hate the man, but you can't hate that nightgown/cap/slippers/candle combo. Straight-up cozy.

submitted 123 days ago • 123 comments

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

submitted 125 days ago • 318 comments

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

submitted 128 days ago • 114 comments

Bought a PS5 controller for 69 bucks on Amazon two days ago, now it is 94 bucks but you save the HST. WTF? Watch out for price hiking.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

submitted 133 days ago • 890 comments

Me watching a film. 1. Start watching. 2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before. 3. Google actor. 4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page. 5. Find out every single detail of their entire life. 6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

submitted 138 days ago • 1751 comments

“Your call is very important to us but not important enough to actually employ anyone to answer the f***ing phone in the next three and a half hours…”

submitted 139 days ago • 8 comments

There’s a website I frequently use called “Where’s The Jump?” that tells you exactly where in a film a jump scare comes in and I just think the person who takes the time to do that is so nice

submitted 145 days ago • 191 comments

Note this down

submitted 145 days ago • 132 comments

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

submitted 149 days ago • 1043 comments

Netflix - please stop minimising the end credits of movies to suggest something else. Let viewers enjoy the soundtrack and see the cast and crew that worked on the film. We'll exit it ourselves when ready to. #film #filmsky #movies #moviesky

submitted 151 days ago • 1790 comments

There's plenty of selling points if you're trying to get people over here from Twitter, but i think the simplest might be that this place could keep getting better for the foreseeable future, while the other spot is getting undeniably worse

submitted 159 days ago • 10 comments