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no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

Notice at my doctors office

I’m GEN Z. I vape WEED. I hate OLD FUCKS. I have NO FUTURE. I commit PETTY THEFT. I drank WATER from a HOSE in the YARD, because that’s not a RARE EXPERIENCE and every generation HAD HOSES. I love DRAG

ICE recently conducted a raid of farm workers, seemingly focused on pro-union worker leaders. On Friday in New York the federal agents stopped a bus and, armed with a list, appeared to single out those who have been doing union organizing for years. theintercept.com/2025/05/05/i...

“Meet and greet with your potential constituents? Whatever you say, little girl. Me I prefer ADULT POLITICS”

Most Americans frequently use federal science information. But few are concerned that cuts to federal science spending could affect their access to such information, a new poll finds.

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In an absolutely devastating ruling, the Supreme Court has allowed the transgender military ban to go into effect. This is shocking - the ban explicitly called transgender people dishonorable for being transgender. It is as clear as day soaked in animus. www.supremecourt.gov/docket/docke...

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-tank-c...

I hope everyone working on LLMs has reckoned with their role in building a technology that, so far, has offered little to no benefit to humanity — while causing real harm by degrading art, undermining labor in creative industries, and straight up automating political propaganda

call her scrooge the way she hum on my bug

It's a brutal time for young men. So many of their role models are disappearing right in front of their eyes, only to suddenly reappear without any meaningful attempt to offer healthy explanations beyond "peek a boo.”

I think this is the first time I've lived walking distance from a grocery store and I'm out of my mind about it. I'll walk there several times a day. Oh did I forget to grab something? No big deal I'll simply Walk To The Store

soy occupied government

Especially worth noting that the Communists were looking poised to win the first elections post Soviet collapse and Clinton decided that was unacceptable and actively interfered in the Russian elections.

has the first amendment ever been more toast

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This is horrific. I’m sure it will increase again for 2025. Who knows when it will start going down. Christ. We are at like 1 out of 65 people on earth is forcibly displaced.

this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

*jostling awake from my prophetic vision of a second minecraft movie in which jack black says netherite in a funny way* We have to go back and kill Reagan

this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s

nc -l -p 123 : netcat listening on TCP port 123 be like …

The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach. Read more from the funeral: wapo.st/3YdDGqM

Plenty of politicians on both sides of the aisle feel threatened by rising class consciousness.

another one

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

an entire people is being deliberately starved to death

now this... this is the Democratic Party

Politics is more clear when you remember that the "waste" in "government waste" is the profit that some rich asshole isn't making off labor in the public sector whose only purpose is the common good.

i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.

FBI AGENT: sir, it looks like he posted the image from that one Whitest Kids U Kno sketch where Trevor is talking about what it’s legal and illegal to say. Do we pursue? SUPERIOR: Negative, do not engage. We do not have go. [muttering to self] Damn, he’s good.

Not to state the obvious, but none of them were sent to a terrorist prison in El Salvador. They all had lawyers, indictment by grand jury, a trial or a guilty plea where a judge ensured it was knowing & voluntary & access to an appeals process. In other words, all the hallmarks of due process.

Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

As a person who has studied history, an autism registry is a five alarm fire.

ICE officers are now reportedly required to meet arrest quotas each day, from a few hundred to between 1,200 and 1,500 nationwide. Jonathan Blitzer reports on the mystery of the agency’s unidentifiable arrests.

i think if you are a leader of a country and you intentionally, knowingly lie like this you should face massive consequences

Senior Director for Counterterrorism Sebastian Gorka says Senator Chris Van Hollen "is on the side of the terrorists."

didn't take much for these guys to go from "big government is bad" to "what's the big deal if you're abducted by the government and trafficked to Mongolia"

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

1. The Department of Health and Human Services has launched a national "snitch form" to report gender affirming care providers. The last few times state Republicans did this, they were overloaded with memes and Bee Movie scripts. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

i never understand how people take orders that are pure evil and rationalize it. how do these people live with themselves. if i forget to say goodbye to a friend at a function before leaving i feel like a monster and these people simply shrug off crimes against humanity lol