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My brain: hey, you’re forgetting something. Me: thanks, what is it? My brain: sorry, that’s all I got.

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

[restaurant] waiter: would you like water? me: yes please waiter: still? me: I literally just said yes

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

submitted 15 hours ago • 11270 comments

why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck

submitted 2 days ago • 116 comments

The downside of not being very talkative is that people tend to think that you’re a listener.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Me pronouncing pineapples like Minneapolis will probably come up in divorce court

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

The difference between not racist & anti-racist: •White MSNBC anchors publicly defending Joy Ann Reid by condemning her firing = not racist •White MSNBC anchors publicly defending Joy Ann Reid by quitting in solidarity with her = anti-racist Not racist = words Anti-racist = actions Actions > Words

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

imagine being so chill you name your kid guy

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

*uses echolocation to find the clit*

submitted 4 days ago • 35 comments

I saw this Tony Soprano ice cream bar, and now you have to.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

[flirting with the drive thru attendant] mcnugget. is that irish?

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 11 days ago • 462 comments

Maximilian Pervert Father Of Bride Canada, Ontario, Marriages, 1869-1927

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s another brilliant performance by Daniel Day-Lewis

submitted 14 days ago • 36 comments

I save almost $2 per year by continuing to use deodorant sticks after the edges start gouging my armpits

submitted 499 days ago • 8 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 15 days ago • 213 comments

Wearing crocs to Walmart is like wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to see.

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

Dressing my kid up like Luigi Mangione today for Supehero Day

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever leaving a public bathroom I fold the toilet paper into a fancy triangle to class the joint up

submitted 18 days ago • 20 comments

The word phlegm is absolutely stunning, its spelling makes the definition even more disgusting.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Luka donating a half mill to wildfire relief days after landing in Los Angeles is pretty damn cool

submitted 18 days ago • 41 comments

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

submitted 19 days ago • 463 comments

I appreciate that he just distilled all conspiracies into one single sentiment

submitted 18 days ago • 104 comments

*dumps cooler of embalming fluid on funeral director’s head after a tasteful service*

submitted 97 days ago • 11 comments

that was as satisfying and comprehensive a beatdown as i could have wanted. only other thing you could've asked for was harrison butker killing himself

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

BLACK PEOPLE WON TONIGHT. NO, I WILL NOT BE EXPLAINING.

submitted 19 days ago • 143 comments

Clay Travis watching the Super Bowl

submitted 19 days ago • 273 comments

half time show 2025

submitted 19 days ago • 62 comments

It’s time

submitted 19 days ago • 41 comments

Saying DEI with the hard R

submitted 19 days ago • 574 comments

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

submitted 19 days ago • 646 comments

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

submitted 19 days ago • 182 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Every time they show Travis Kelce he gets sadder and wetter

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

submitted 19 days ago • 200 comments

Sometimes the TL is good

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

submitted 19 days ago • 16 comments

before the game

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 89 comments

Don't count Drake out tho He could still come back from this Essentially all that happened is a diss track accusing him of pedophilia became the song of the summer and got performed at the Superbowl Dude can fix this Let him cook

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

Weird how all the people upset by the Kendrick performance are almost all incredibly unsettling guys with a myriad of accusations against them anywayyyyys guess they don’t like rap or something

submitted 19 days ago • 50 comments

maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

submitted 19 days ago • 304 comments

Literally the only time in life I will ever wish I had access to a live feed of Drake's face.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

People are gonna be like, so where were you when an entire Super Bowl crowd yelled “A minor?”

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

Drake is gonna need to be deported now there’s no just no other way

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Ah man the smile Kendrick gave when he said "say drake, I hear you like 'em young" lmao

submitted 19 days ago • 24 comments