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29 / married af / double girl mom 🍓🌊
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I have reached full dummy today. Left my phone on the hood of the car, phone got yeeted by the freeway, hubby had to turn around and retrieve phone from the side of the road 😭 My phone is fine, my case is sad

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Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe

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Baby falls asleep to Billie Eilish Toddler can now say “fight the patriarchy” 🥰

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I’m such a slut for a food documentary 🫣

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Homemade spaghetti o’s :)

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D&d stamps???

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When I am stressed out and overwhelmed, I tend to slouch, forget to eat and get dehydrated. Have you had something to eat today? how about slowly rolling your shoulders back?

submitted 24 days ago • 24 comments

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

submitted 26 days ago • 197 comments

*looking up from reading tea leaves in the bottom of my cup* It says, this is some bullshit.

submitted 28 days ago • 9 comments

Listen I’ll never tell someone who doesn’t want to have kids it’s a good idea, but I truly think hearing your little bean say “I love you more than the stars” should be one reason to think about it

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Smudge wants to know what the heck you're doing down there

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He looks like a well-loved soft toy

submitted 29 days ago • 146 comments

I have my appointment to get my drivers license switched over to a California one tomorrow 🥲 the end of an era

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Overheard at work: "feeds two birds with one scone." I like that one better.

submitted 29 days ago • 54 comments

Q: What’s worse than an anti-vaxxer? A: a hypocritical anti-vaxxer in a position of influence Caroline Kennedy confirms RFK Jr privately chose to vaccinate his kids while publicly discouraging other parents from vaccinating their children

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Being on two kinds of different diets for allergy or health reasons in the last year has taught me that I am capable of eating healthy and giving my body what it needs, but it has also taught me that Dino nuggets dipped in marinara hits every time

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coffee shops should have more seasonal flavors. october is pumpkin spice, december is peppermint, january is existential dread

submitted 30 days ago • 37 comments

Digging through my cat photos has led me to this collection of boots and obi, you’re welcome 🥰

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

‘you’re so funny’ thanks, i would’ve been accused for being a witch in the 1600s

submitted 32 days ago • 21 comments

Currently watching Toy Story 3, the one where the takeaway is “be on your guard against charismatic cult leaders.”

submitted 32 days ago • 78 comments

Fill the void with food and cake

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In an attempt to make my feed not entirely negative, here’s boots loving the play couch 🐱

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I just can’t today, so a nice story instead. As a kitten, Mac never purred or made any sounds. The vet figured his vocal cords were damaged & he would always be silent. About 5 or so months ago he found his voice and is now quite the talker. He also learned to make biscuits around the same time.

submitted 38 days ago • 204 comments

Since everything is terrible, enjoy my rotten cat making bed biscuits when she was wee

submitted 38 days ago • 232 comments

Please buy books and read them. It will matter moving forward.

submitted 38 days ago • 11 comments

I’m not scared, but looking at my beautiful girls and thinking about everything that’s going on makes me feel physically ill.

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I took so long building my fyp brick by brick too 🥲

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I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out someone give me a plate to throw on the ground

submitted 40 days ago • 62 comments

breaking news: your mood improves when you actually eat something

submitted 40 days ago • 26 comments

Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

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I would like to be alone with the Costco sheet cake now, please.

submitted 40 days ago • 22 comments

Watching Totoro for the 8th time this week 🥹

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Maybe this will be the year I actually follow through on opening my Etsy 🥴

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Migraines are really scary and they suck beans

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Last week I made hamburger buns, vanilla syrup, bread, and cookies all from scratch and dairy free ✨ and a chocolate mousse cake but I don’t have pics

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Nobody talks about castle in the sky enough

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