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Rogue: hey paladin, you're straight right? Paladin: I'm busy with the dragon right now... Rogue: But you ARE straight? Paladin: yes! Shoot the dragon! Rogue: are you cool with gay people though? Paladin: shoot! Rogue: are you cool!? Paladin: yes! Rogue: great, I needed an ally within 5 feet.

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.

submitted 1 day ago • 285 comments

Trans people are perfect exactly as we are and as we choose to be. We are blessed to experience a sacred journey of self-determination and expression that many could only dream of. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

omg let's f ing goooo

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

This will not be the first economic blackout or the last. But it's a place for new people to start, and for others to continue their boycott. Eat. The. Rich.

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

#EconomicBlackout

submitted 6 days ago • 1096 comments

If you're looking to transition your cat to indoor-only due to H1N1, great! There are many other benefits, too. But it may not go well if you just shut them in and call it a day, you need to commit to giving them an enriched indoor environment with lots of play. felineengineering.com/blog/indoor-...

submitted 6 days ago • 27 comments

I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!

submitted 7 days ago • 305 comments

Boycotts are taking hold. Protests are on the rise. Federal courts are hitting back. The Trump-Musk-Vance regime's popularity is plunging and DOGE is losing credibility. GOP leadership is now advising lawmakers to avoid holding in person town halls. Keep up the fight.

submitted 7 days ago • 134 comments

Halfway to the weekend. LFG!

submitted 8 days ago • 128 comments

The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.

submitted 7 days ago • 1187 comments

I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers

submitted 8 days ago • 224 comments

[speed date] HER: hi i’m- ME: if a fish had sex with a duck would the baby be called a dish or a fuck HER: what ME: dish or fuck hurry please

submitted 8 days ago • 76 comments

look, none of us are happy about all the people getting run over by the trolley. but now is not the time to change drivers, especially when the current guy is so good at keeping the trolley on the tracks

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Am I the only one getting all these old white ladies on my feed posting uncredited photos of foxes?? (without alt text, of course) I'm confused who these women are, so obsessed with foxes..

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 10 days ago • 2170 comments

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

submitted 10 days ago • 249 comments

I make the music for when everybody knows mom needs some space

submitted 10 days ago • 38 comments

hair transplants are gender-affirming care. breast implants are gender-affirming care. hormone therapy is gender-affirming care. viagra should be gender-affirming care too. if you must comply, do so maliciously. it will be essential to rise the sleepy. cause problems. make them protest too.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

With alt text

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

Take a moment to be still where you are and take a few deep breaths. "I am present." "I am safe." "I am still." You are still. Still here, still living, still persisting. Still loved and still protected. Still full of potential. Still full of opportunity. I'm glad you are still here.

submitted 11 days ago • 40 comments

What an day. Everything is okay naow butt for an while i had an worry and i donot like thoze. Everboddy pleez be nisce to me todaye.

submitted 11 days ago • 79 comments

Several good things are happening according r/fednews so I am going to drop them here. If federal workers are fighting back, how much more us? A thread/

submitted 12 days ago • 37 comments

I used to bite da mama Mor den millyon times a day I bited wen I's happy And I bited wen I play But now dat I is older I jus bite one time or fwee Cuz I still likes da biting And it shows lots luv fwom me #CheddarPoetry #BiteDaMama #MamaSesIFinallyCalmingDown #FinComeForSnak

submitted 11 days ago • 35 comments

I feel like my apartment is primarily a collection of cozy spots for the cat to sleep, that I also happen to live in.

submitted 11 days ago • 25 comments

I don't think we're talking enough about the fact that the pressure to remove DEI from science means women die.

submitted 12 days ago • 77 comments

Oh this motherfucker knows exactly what he's doing

submitted 12 days ago • 67 comments

Sharing this hilarious comment with the picture with alt text, because the original post had none.

submitted 13 days ago • 28 comments

nodding approvingly...

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Are there absolutely no foot guys who use alt text on this website Luigi is showing ANKLE and all the alt text is just "Luigi handcuff foot" and not "his ankles are as delicate and refined as his eyelashes are lush"

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

submitted 13 days ago • 1417 comments

Mhhhhhhhh

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Me: Has anybirdy found the most excellent peanut? Jay: Ahem.. does this answer your question? California Scrub jay 🪶 #TheBestPeanut

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

I know we want to believe these systems somehow protect us. They don’t. Wanna know why? Because I’m Native and they never protected me and my people, ever. It’s been a battle since day one of this stupid country and Constitution being formed. This country was not made for you. It was made for them.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Seat belts, everyone 💚 If you’re on the struggle bus, please remember your seat belt (your seat belt is self-care). It is NOT selfish to prioritize your mental health, take care of you. Visit your local library or favorite bookstore, watch your comfort show, drink some water, pet all the dogs… 💚

submitted 15 days ago • 35 comments

people get angry when I criticize democratic leadership for doing basically nothing right now like “jeez what do you expect them to do?” idk, maybe just go to a protest? hire some community organizers and take some meaningful direct action? boycott congress? lay down on the capitol steps?

submitted 15 days ago • 18 comments

This Black History Month, we are highlighting key figures in Kentucky history and the policies they championed to advance racial justice in the commonwealth. Today, it’s Charles W. Anderson Jr.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Book bans impact public libraries & bookstores, but it’s school libraries where they are rampant ❤️‍🩹 Many kids are unable to make it to the public library. They can’t drive, often times the library isn’t in walking distance. It’s not that their grown-ups don’t want them to be library kids. 🧵 1/11

submitted 17 days ago • 14 comments

(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers) Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker? Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable

submitted 18 days ago • 32 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 16 days ago • 781 comments

transgender will never go away

submitted 16 days ago • 146 comments

I think the general internet argument view of “you have emotion about this event har har, you’re triggered, you have an emotional response to cruelty har har” has been a complete disaster for humanity both for the person being told that and for the person saying it

submitted 18 days ago • 58 comments

As a journalist who covers extremism at the local level, I think it’s a mistake to view Trump’s Napoleonic statement as solely about presidential power. Consider if it’s interpreted as a wink and a nod for any extremist to act outside the law to “save” the country as they see fit

submitted 18 days ago • 477 comments

Y'all gotta get comfortable talking about pornography and defending its right to exist and for people to look at it, even if you don't (but especially if you DO).

submitted 19 days ago • 27 comments