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This morning I got served a podcast ad for pears, and it was an oddly threatening experience.

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People say attention spans are short now, but theatrical playbills from the olden days are like: ᴍʀ ᴡᴀʀʙᴏʏs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍ ONELY THE GOOD BITS FROM - 𝕁 𝕌 𝕃 𝕀 𝕌 𝕊 ℂ 𝔼 𝔸 𝕊 𝔸 ℝ - ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ʟɪɴᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ - 𝕆 𝕋 ℍ 𝔼 𝕃 𝕃 𝕆 - ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴍʀs sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ 𝙱 𝚁 𝙴 𝙰 𝙺 𝙳 𝙰 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴

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I wouldn't let him drink my morning cup of coffee.

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Had a deeply awkward sales meeting since duder had clearly checked up on me, noted I was Canadian and opened with a strange apology and "I've always appreciated the Canadian people"

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Meet the Canadians who support U.S. annexation: this 42 year old accountant sucks shit

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He's spent all morning stealing apples and then ferally gnawing them to pieces.

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I've hit the "How have I been in the model train store drinking coffee for 40 minutes" level of old man

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It's really weird that I'm no longer surprised that whenever I check the news, America has somehow generated a more baffling and absurd video that sends me to a deeper level of disappointment. Like you'd think they would run out of garbage to delve into, but the trash pile just doesn't end.

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I got the greatest compliment of my life today from a stoned as hell guy at Tims. "This man is large, like the largest man, like Reacher large. Sir, do you hit your head on door frames?"

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I took up woodcarving over the winter and have been starting projects with progressively stupider knives, I feel like this weeks "soup spoon with a drywall knife" may be critical mass though.

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I feel like the optometrist appointment I had today involved a broken dialogue tree? Her: You wrote here you're a writer, you write words? Me: Yes? Her: Do you eat wheat? It's very unhealthy. Me: I didn't know that uncomfortable silence Her: Your writing is illegible, I hope you use a keyboard

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Watched The Gorge and The Guest today, I guess solid action horrors are brought to us by the letter G?

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My children had to handle the mental whiplash of their mother telling them to be kind and not throw snowballs when they came outside to help me shovel driveways only to find out that I do not prescribe to her snow pacifism and had been stockpiling snowballs for 15 minutes.

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trump: we are going to conquer canada and make it a state canadian hockey fans: fine, we will boo your anthem at games media: these two actions are exactly the same level of bad

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Told my friends I'd do book reports on Romantasy novels for every 50 bucks they donated to a local fundraiser for me. I was unprepared for how generous they would be in giving me the literary equivalent of multiple concussions.

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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

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My children are cheering for separate teams tonight and my wife has instituted a no taunting zone. Every time she leaves the room my youngest menacingly whispers "Go birds" and I have to try my best not to high-five him.

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The threat of Russian aggression against #Canada is unlikely, but we're being bullied into buying weapons we don't need to fight a war we don't want But when it comes to the climate crisis, we're woefully unprepared Latest @nationalobserver.com #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2025/01/31/o...

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I don't WANT to preach this morning -- JD Vance is not a serious person, he lacks the intellectual chops to do this kind of work, so rewarding his thirst with response is undignified -- but the Spirit demands at least a brief bit of sermonizing

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Furious we didn't get to see the Washington Football Team penalized with an entire touchdown for Shenanigous Tomfoolery

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everybody over in the UK and Europe go give this book a great release day. you won't be sorry, this history is full of the stuff that does big box office, go check it out

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My youngest son and his best friend have been bonding over both, really liking the "blue football team." None of us have the heart to explain to them that the Lions and Bills are separate teams.

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So I read outloud to my kids at night and found it slows me down and I enjoy the book a bit more so now I'm reading The Book of the New Sun to my dog. He seems to respect Gene Wolfe's genius.

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Coworker was unprepared when my answer to "Is that your third cup of coffee this morning?" was wandering off muttering "There was an owl stuck in my backyard."

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My youngest and I built our first pokemon kit of the year because we were too lazy to go outside this morning.

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There's a dog I run into when walking Merl who has been getting progressively more absurd muzzles over the last 3 months. At this point he's wearing a full chest harness and a massive black rubber and metal muzzle looking like Tom Hardy's Bane out for a winter jog.

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Godzilla at the Hyland is the best #ldnont new years tradition.

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We've hit the "falling asleep in the backyard garden" part of the winter holidays, so tomorrow should start the long stretch of "time is no longer a concept, leftovers are a state of mind"

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I told him eating an entire chocolate cake for breakfast was dangerous and unreasonable.

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I one day wish to grow up to be the dude my dad's age who loudly asked "Is this movie gross or horny?" To no one in particular during Nosferatu.

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mahomes might be the first player i’ve ever seen make an injury fun. he can’t really turn on his ankle so he just has to pinewood derby his ass downfield

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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

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those are actually the real lyrics to “Even Flow”

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With my son to see the Lord of the Rings anime, we didn't stand a damn chance when we saw the big dumb hammer bucket since together we are essentially a pair of 9 year old with a credit card.

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The Toys R Us near me is closing so everything is 20-50% off today plus the HST holiday thing. I'm taking my kids to get presents for each other but also mostly to watch Christmas brawls over cheap lego.

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Going 3 months winless in cornhole league just to spoil the top seed in the playoffs is the scumbag story I was built for.

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This is the face of a menace who silently ate a tray of meatballs and made himself sick.

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My family has begun our holiday tradition of alternating christmas movies with episodes of Iron Chef, always starting with Battle Carp where Chef Chen clobbers a fish like it owes him money.

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He demanded a walk in the snow storm and turns out he really enjoys walks in snow storms.

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Every year before the local kids Christmas party I look in a mirror and remind myself I need a knee reconstruction and I must avoid the siren song of the moon bounce. For the 6th year in a row I have failed myself and am back in my knee brace while my wife scowls at me.

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