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“Trying to appeal to a voter who will congratulate you for scolding a member of your own party for peacefully protesting fascism is a losing game because that voter does not exist.”

governments should spend money, literally all their fucking money. on taking care of the people from whom they got the money. on building cool shit for the people from whom they got the money to use, like highways and public works. this is real easy how can these people be so bad at this

I guess I should no longer care for a severely injured *trauma* patient - in partnership with *trauma* surgeons - using Advanced *Trauma* Life Support principles and training. 🤦‍♀️

As of today, there are more kids infected with measles than there are trans athletes playing in college sports in the U.S.

2020: attacks on “BLM” 2022: attacks on “CRT” 2024: attacks on “woke” 2025: attacks on “DEI” BLACK. THEY MEAN BLACK.

We need a DAILY press conference with the Dems best messengers (AOC, Jasmine Crockett, Pete Buttigieg, Jamie Raskin, etc) breaking down exactly how Trump and Musk are destroying our country and debunking their bullshit. Stream it on every single platform. Every single day. For as long at it takes.

Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire

Giving up Target for Lent 👨‍🍳💋

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

This is Blatantly illegal Another attack on higher ed Another attack on diversity Another attack on social mobility

Yes because nobody actually tries to pin him the fuck down. jesus christ this is tone deaf af

They’re not workaholics. They’re occupying these offices like a Bundy militia and are worried that if they leave to do normal things like sleep or eat they will be barred from re-entry.

a side note to this, the "just social media" argument should be dead and buried at this point. It's the year 2025, the internet is the primary communication network of the planet, and we are being ruled by alt-right lunatics whose entire worldview has been shaped by online right wing crap.

I wrote a short explainer for my Substack of the biggest (but strangely under the radar) corruption of the Trump White House: the Trump crypto coin. A conduit for secret, shameless bribery of the President. www.chrismurphyct.com/p/trumps-big...

purveyors of lawlessness and violence fear lawlessness and violence as directed at THEIR families. Nimby-ed to death, are we....

My daughter's daycare just sent out an email about potentially needing to layoff staff because new babies about to start withdrew because of parental job losses. So if you're wondering how government layoffs and mass contract cancellations will affect the economy, here's an example

pipe rock theory is a must see

I was in the 75th class of Fulbright Scholars, apparently, the last class It was the best year of my life: I had my daughter & it was transformative to my work Fulbright was an opportunity for nerds who wanted to make the world better I’m very sad today for my future Fulbrighter and all of them

Figure skating world championships were considered to be for men only until 1902, when Madge Syers showed up and took home silver and the ISU went "whooooops guess we need to segregate them." It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.

Neo-feudalism feels like the best term.

I have no idea what I would have done if this had happened while I was on my Fulbright. I was 22, had no savings, was on the other side of the world, with a visa that IIRC didn't allow local paid work. I think my credit card limit was $800. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/u...

The idea that organizing would be easier under Trump was always a weird one

"Andrew Rohrbach, who helped convict Jeffrey Epstein’s madam Ghislaine Maxwell of sex trafficking teenage girls, and Celia Cohen, who had worked on several mob cases in recent years, were marched out ... at the command of DOJ officials." nypost.com/2025/03/07/u...

BREAKING: Entire Human Race Flagged By DEI Purge Because of “Homo” in “Homo Sapiens”

Obeying is never good enough

worth noting that steak & shake was bought out by private equity years ago and they ran it into the ground so that only a few failing locations were left open

Cannot overemphasize that this is not ambiguous, it all originated with a guy who lost his license for falsifying research. It’s like if they announced they were going in search of the Fiji Mermaid.

Corporate Media when economy doing amazing under Biden: TERRIBLE ECONOMIC VIBES FAULT OF OLD MAN BIDEN, ALL IS LOST!!! Corporate Media when Trump starts intentionally tanking economy: Experiencing little hiccup, Trump’s plan will eventually makes US stronger, I all good, we love you Donald!!!

Guardian provides needed antidote to idiotic Carville #BrokenTimes op-ed: "Ask the post-first world war German Social Democrats–they also believed that the Nazis would disgrace themselves and be rejected by the public once their true colors were shown." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Being a historian, people ask me if I think the US is living through Germany 1933. I answer no, analogies are always imperfect but to me it feels more like Russia 1999: a blatant theft of state assets and liberals in a fugue state, refusing to believe the arc of progress is bending against them.

I… what

The TAKE IT DOWN Act is bad and dangerous, and I'm amazed that basically no one seems to have pointed out that in his endorsement in front of Congress this week, Trump himself talked about how he would abuse it to remove content he didn't like. www.techdirt.com/2025/03/06/t...

Tourism. Spirits. Tech. Canada starting to flex those “non-tariff” moves. 🇨🇦

More on the “AI is about control, not efficiency” files

Gavin Newsom does not have a single good value in his skull. www.politico.com/news/2025/03...

Places like Heritage do not like policy evaluation because it often tells them what they don't want to hear: that their idea doesn't work. They see neutral experts as the enemy because they won't create fake policy analysis to support conservative policy goals. 🧵

FFS

Just restating the simple point: President lacks the constitutional authority to close a department created by Congress. Full stop. Both the creation and on-going funding of these Depts are LAWS not suggestions. This is criminal conduct. www.wsj.com/politics/pol... via @WSJ

And I suggest that the United States should seize and nationalize Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink. We can both make suggestions!

"WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN" -The Democrats

Scooplet: The NWS office in Boston is now down to just seven meteorologists, four fewer than are needed to run it around the clock with even minimal staffing. These seven meteorologists will now need to perform the duties of multiple staff members at once. www.fastcompany.com/91291167/ins...

Crimes against humanity

"We are the safest major city in America because we are safe for everyone. We have accomplished so much not in spite of our immigrants, but because of them." Love this from Boston's Mayor Wu.

Elite like to fret about “echochambers” from online choices & algorithms, but much bigger information divide is our corporate media’s break with reality, treating Trump as serious person but refusing to take his threats seriously, while rest of world knows he is lunatic doing terrible things to US.

If some dipshit was stealing your grandma's retirement money to invest in crypto you'd take a baseball bat to their head

Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.