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Because the call is coming from inside the house. The White House, specifically. My fellow citizens: Exercise your right to glitter with this vintage symbol for anti-fascism. Updated in a fine sparkly 'pixie dust' glitter. surfacemaximus.etsy.com/listing/1838...

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I got hit on by a guy driving a cyber truck while stuck in traffic this morning. I told him I wasn't into betas and his face turned beet red and he started to yell but his words were drowned out by my real truck's exhaust as I drove away. This is the best day of my life.

submitted 22 hours ago • 73 comments

The one really positive thing about Trump’s firing the CJCS and Musk and DOGE attacking the Pentagon is that it’s awesome for Canada and Greenland/Denmark

submitted 15 hours ago • 141 comments

He nails it.

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"As we navigate the sheer quantity of hate and unconstitutional extremism found within these orders, it’s essential we not let this blitzkrieg distract or deter us." - Keith Thirion

submitted 23 hours ago • 180 comments

you couldn't make the "brain on drugs" PSA today because the drugs are cheaper than the eggs

submitted 18 hours ago • 13 comments

Cybertrucks falling apart is sweet justice to me. Fuck that vehicular monstrosity and the man that sells them.

submitted 4 hours ago • 23 comments

Dear Chris Hemsworth, when you find yourself doing a meta ad with a Kardashian, you need to step back and reevaluate what you're doing with your life.

submitted 20 hours ago • 33 comments

Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old blood & soil factory. So when Steve Bannon and Elon Musk promised to bring back Heil Hitler salutes, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.

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The governor of Maine is a 77-year-old in the middle of her second term in office and therefore ineligible to run for a third. But King Trump here tries to intimidate her by saying she'll have no future career in politics if she dares to stand up to him. I think she's all good, man.

submitted 21 hours ago • 164 comments

My new favorite drug is Republican members of Congress getting yelled at in their districts by constituents who hate Musk.

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Fun fact: Today is my 666th day on Bluesky. I've been having a devilishly good time since I've been here. To celebrate this sinister accomplishment, I have made a donation to Americans United for Separation of Church and State. Here's to the next 666 days! www.au.org

submitted 1 day ago • 297 comments

Governor Mills of Maine…YOU'RE A FREAKIN ROCK STAR !

submitted 15 hours ago • 38 comments

Let's be very clear that Pete Hegseth absolutely has his job because he is a white man.

submitted 3 hours ago • 89 comments

INVENTOR OF THE HOT POCKET: in 1978 on a family trip to naples, italy, i accidentally placed a hot charcoal brick in my mouth

submitted 15 hours ago • 23 comments

Your regular reminder that the more often you own your mistakes, the easier it gets. It is like any muscle-- work it more and it gets stronger. All people mess up, and sometimes we do so publicly. It's not the end of the world to acknowledge that we missed the mark; it's how we clean up.

submitted 20 hours ago • 37 comments

“If you’d like to self-nominate for a leadership position in the Trump Administration, please raise your hand.”

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If we have enough people with the knowledge and moral fortitude of Maine Governor Janet Mills, and the Associated Press- we might be able to save our Democracy

submitted 18 hours ago • 519 comments

We are arms dealers to terrorists.

submitted 3 hours ago • 957 comments

Modern-Day Peaceful Protest… TikTokers are hunting Cybertrucks—pulling up behind them and projecting anti-Elon Musk messages onto the tailgate. What’s genius: the driver has zero rear visibility & zero idea. The Cybertruck Hunters account launched a week ago and already dropped a dozen videos.

submitted 11 hours ago • 172 comments

PSA: When a woman makes a joke here, it does not need improving. Enjoy and move along.

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

that Trumpers think the US Postal SERVICE should be a profit-making enterprise exposes the fallacy in their conception of government

submitted 16 hours ago • 816 comments

Rep Raskin has been great. Rep Ocasio-Cortez has been great. And Rep Frost and Rep Crockett. Senator Murphy. Maybe no one knew exactly what to do. But such people laid down a clear marker. Let’s respect these and other elected federal representatives who stood out these first few weeks.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1186 comments

Now’s The Time: M.E.CA Mexico Europe Canada Free Trade Agreement.

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Not very transparent www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...

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Call me crazy but maybe two men who fathered 17 children with 6 different women between them shouldn’t be lecturing us about family values!

submitted 3 hours ago • 46 comments

So they removed the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the middle of his 4-year tour, without cause, and they're seeking to replace him with a white retired Air Force three-star general who lacks the requisite experience as a service chief or combatant commander? Huh, how about that

submitted 15 hours ago • 1763 comments

who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed

submitted 13 hours ago • 1339 comments

. General Mark Milley was right . . . ... and he's still right ! 💠 👊 💠

submitted 5 hours ago • 119 comments

General Charles Q. Brown Jr., Faithfully and Honorably served the Constitution and The People of the US for 41-years in the USAF. His last posting was as the 21st Chairman of The Joint Chiefs of Staff. He was unjustly fired by the dangerously unqualified SECDEF. I proudly stand with Gen. Brown.

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Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1005 comments

The shortest honeymoon in history.

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When Rupert Murdoch’s rags turn on you …

submitted 19 hours ago • 410 comments

"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."

submitted 11 hours ago • 288 comments

Tryngto chooze what albomb to lissen to

submitted 16 hours ago • 16 comments

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

submitted 11 hours ago • 1039 comments

BREAKING — States attorneys general lead by @newyorkstateag.bsky.social were just granted a preliminary injunction in their case against DOGE. The team cannot access Treasury Department payment systems or data while the lawsuit proceeds. Major.

submitted 16 hours ago • 151 comments

They may want Berlin 1933 But we can make it Paris 1789

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Valuing diversity is not a crime Installing white men in every position of power is not a meritocracy

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Wise man…

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So. It has officially happened. I have been officially let go from my position at CDC. I wasn’t a probationary employee. I had stellar performance reviews every year. I’ll be ok. But please understand that many worked HARD to get into these positions and were doing great public health work.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1694 comments

Secretary Turner wants to cancel HUD programs that serve seniors and people with disabilities. Harming seniors and vulnerable Americans does not make our government more efficient. Senator Warren, Senator Smith, and I are holding this Administration accountable.

submitted 23 hours ago • 160 comments

The poster child for white male mediocrity, Pete Hegseth, is firing qualified Black men and women from the military.

submitted 14 hours ago • 669 comments

Donald Trump — The House resolution "implements my FULL America First Agenda, EVERYTHING, not just parts of it." The House plan slashes $880 billion from Medicaid—TRUMP OWNS THIS!!! Democrats need to speak out now—LOUDLY. Don’t Cut My Medicaid 📢

submitted 15 hours ago • 158 comments