t4eurbangoose.bsky.social
Goose about town.
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Well, I am shocked.
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They used to be her shoes, didn't they, Dorothy.
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I know someone who was sent to prison without trial for stealing lightbulbs.
It's a Lumen Rights violation.
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I get one of my entourage to carry mine.
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It's a Grohe.
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Careful. If you piss your wife off, you'll have to get your own flat.
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The fresh air from the window is entirely at odds with writing in steam in the mirror. Your parents were right.
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You were charging Too Much.
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I think I'm a pretty good judge 🤣 I don't think it is too much to ask that an author has more than one story. Something isn't good just because there is worse stuff on Kindle Unlimited.
Thanks for the recommendation. I'll check it out when I'm done with Wind and Truth. 👍
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I read Project Hail Mary last year. It is the same book as The Martian. Same central character, just with a different name. You should have a go, you can't be any worse!
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I was going to get a neck tattoo, but ended up getting a chest tattoo instead.
I'll have to work up to it.
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I know this is about the film not the book, and that this is Fesshole not AnonOpinion, but Andy Wier is a terrible writer.
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*cunt's
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Your Price.
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leichhardt-h.schools.nsw.gov.au
Was this the secondary school?
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Bus Driver: "How old are you,son?"
Steve: "I'm 9 or 10."
Steve's Mum: 🤦♀️
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"The Chemistry is great"
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Surely you'd always just end up at Reading?
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Buying train tickets at random? In this economy?
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Did you meet via the "Lonely Sharts" column in the local paper?
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For some reason this reminds me of a Peppa Pig episode, but instead of all falling over laughing, everyone shits themselves.
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I've bet you've had a few "Armitage Shanks" thinking of the bathroom store girl.
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Crim sum.
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After a hearty Trucker's breakfast, you have to DAFicate wherever you can.
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To be fair, I didn't leave the wife a year ago, and I also have 62 viagra left.
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I'd love to know what you do when you make a meal in the bathroom.
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Sex with a hangover?
You'd have a banging headache.
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That's the Devil's wok!
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Fucking 28 years old?
Is he Luke Littler's Dad?
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Chapeau!
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I was out of work but got a job as a human chess piece.
I'm on Knights next week.
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Roar dogging.
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How are you going to record the results?
An Excel Spreadshit?
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The Karate Skid.
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Whoever quipped it, ripped it.
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"An hour".....
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I only have a Spring mattress.
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Your Mum must've been buzzing!
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Someone's hogging the glory hole...
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Selling any of your properties in Monopoly is a fool's game.
You buy everything you can the first two or three goes round. You sell nothing. Ever. The game ends a stalemate or as a complex arrangement of joint ventures.
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You sound like a pizza shit.
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I'd end up trying to shit too quickly, rather than taking my time.
You don't want to faucet.
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Ripping an apple in half isn't easy.
You need a strong core.
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I know the price of food has gone up, but I'd not bother with the hassle of returning a loaf of bread.
It's too locust.
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Living the life of a bouillonaire.