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grab the pigeon, hold it over your head like a burger, and run. a kitten took my header image.
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This is, as the kids say, based

a stuffed crust pizza but instead of cheese it’s muscle relaxers

British people of Bluesky, possibly only those who went to high school in the 2000's & 2010's - do you know what a "sket" is? Please solve this argument I'm having in a house where nobody else went to British high school at that time.

Bullying works, keep going

that's so wild, *i* was also going to eat hot chip & lie

google AI knocking it out of the park as usual

Finally reunited

Nature is healing

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

I thought this meant copilot had chosen to show bird and was like 'finally, some actual intelligence'

Can't believe I'm having to introduce my friend to Pope Francis' prog rock album for the first time. What do you mean people don't know about Pope Francis' prog rock album???

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

The new footage of the first Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade in 1978 shows crowds of revellers clad in capes and flags, contrasted with violent arrests by police.

HEAT WARNING up for Sydney tomorrow. • DRINK WATER even if you’re not thirsty • Wear breathable cotton, linen, or rayon clothes • PETS INDOORS • Put water out for wildlife • WEAR SUNSCREEN • Don’t ignore dizziness • Keep an eye out for signs of heat stroke in yourself & others! Be safe, stay cool.

CAPTCHA: are you a human ME: yes CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry

Tiny tortie plumpling. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza HER: so you’re not going to share ME: I am not going to share

Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.

Actually I am really busy doing important work right now. This is really critical snuggling, please step back and let me do my job

Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary

Whenever a meteorologist calls for a “wintry mix,” I get hungry imagining what kinds of little snacks might go into a bowl of “wintry mix”

Vine's humour was the time limit. You had to nail it in 6 seconds, and/or get a perfectly cut senten

We're all collectively going with calling these bleets, right?

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY (let the bodies hit the floor) LETTING THE DAYS GO BY (let the bodies hit the floor) INTO THE BLUE AGAIN (let the bodies hit the floor) ONCE IN A LIFETIME (let the bodies hit the floor)

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

Survival horror? You mean real life?

Proterozoic Rocks xkcd.com/3008

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

Attention Sydney: the moon.

it’s funny to drink a big cup of coffee and immediately fall asleep for an hour

cars and cops should have richard scarry aesthetics AT MOST. society cannot move forward until this is realized