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thenotoriouspdb.bsky.social
Not a lawyer anymore. Kid haver and wife simp. Long suffering Titans and Bulls fan. Weirdly convinced human life has inherent dignity. Bad at playing MTG and making music. Better than nothing.
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He is a union apprentice and raising three special needs kids, two of them from his wife's previous relationships so yes he is certainly in the running.

Since the Trump admin continues to claim Mr. Abrego Garcia is a gang member, I thought I'd take the time to put together a timeline, based on all the documents filed in court, which lays out all the "evidence" the government has ever offered. As you'll find out, there's very little "there" there!

Again, if the idea is that when someone in custody leaves the nation’s airspace there’s no way for a court to compel the state to return them—or exert any jurisdiction at all—then you’re simply saying whoever’s in power can fly people 100 miles offshore and push them out of helicopters into the sea.

by no accident these guys are possibly our best bet at a white male revolutionary vanguard

Legal permanent resident of the U.S., showing up to apply for citizenship, with no allegations of criminal activity, is arrested and detained by masked police. This is fascism, and that is not a word I use lightly. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/n...

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

Once again, happy Goodtime Jesus day to all who celebrate.

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

Ms. Rachel has been executed for "antisemitism" by three red-faced mouthbreathing sons of car dealership owners

This shirt is the plot of Beowulf.

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

“Mommy, no. Mommy.” Daughter captures the moment masked ICE agents smash the window of her mother's car in order to take her into custody. The government claims the 52-year old seamstress is an associate of the MS-13 gang. www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/lo...

So America, you take your 33 1/3 tariff, minus my 25% tariff and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning with a Tariff. But then you take my 75% tariff, if we go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 tariff. See USA, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you in 2025.

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

i'm not being sarcastic when i say that louis xvi cared a lot more about his kingdom and the people of it than anyone in this administration does

It's funny to me that Ween has this reputation as a "difficult" band when they are basically an American songbook cover band playing original songs in marginally weirder ways.

Check the date baby we're right on schedule

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

the unofficial liberal position on this is that trans women are welcome in womens sports if and only if they suck

It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce

I'm going to go with "too much"

maybe the butlerian jihad should happen now

Again, nobody is forcing them to put tariffs on bananas, coffee, avocados, or any of the hundreds food/minerals/materials that literally can't be obtained in the US. They could write exemptions for any or all of them. Instead they press the "make groceries more expensive" button.

they can’t do it, they cannot ruin this for me, I will enjoy Elon eating shit no matter how much the press tries to bothsides and downplay it he’s sobbing into one of his stupid doge hats and we all know it

hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line

(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*

Rod Dreher weeps. More, I mean.

One reason they won’t bring any of these people back is they don’t want them around to testify to what’s happening

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how hard is it to message “rfk jr had his brain eaten by worms and wants to bring back diseases only pirates used to get”

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

Why

God I hate these zero sum motherfuckers. Vance was displaying the same mindset in the group chat. They can't comprehend that the US got rich off positive sum interactions. When a rising tide lifts all boats, the guy with a dozen aircraft carriers wins bigly. They can only grasp direct remuneration