they can’t do it, they cannot ruin this for me, I will enjoy Elon eating shit no matter how much the press tries to bothsides and downplay it he’s sobbing into one of his stupid doge hats and we all know it - ThreadSky

rincewind.run • 15 days ago

they can’t do it, they cannot ruin this for me, I will enjoy Elon eating shit no matter how much the press tries to bothsides and downplay it

he’s sobbing into one of his stupid doge hats and we all know it

Reposted from Dave Itzkoff

🇺🇸 both sides forever 🇺🇸

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ncallaway.bsky.social•15 days ago

Remember when his staffers thought they would have to call the police for a wellness check after the Chapelle thing?

https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/elon-musk-almost-needed-sfpd-wellness-check-after-breakdown-getting-booed-at-dave-chappelle-show/amp/

privateideation.bsky.social•15 days ago

That man is so deep in a k hole he couldn't feel you sawing his leg off. The guy whose job it is to keep him alive is going through it.

phasmatic.bsky.social•15 days ago

mightybattlecat.bsky.social•15 days ago

I feel sorry for his kid he’s using as a meat shield.

brewergnome.bsky.social•15 days ago

Elon spent more money than there are people in Wisconsin by a large margin. And lost.

warybear.bsky.social•15 days ago

Same but now I desperately want someone to ask Musk why Soros is so much more effective with his political spending.

cmraman.geek.org•15 days ago

Yeah, Soros gave 1/10 the amount that Musk gave and yet… (JB Pritzker gave almost as much as Soros, and no one’s talking about him.)

dalstrus.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sobbing and drunkenly trying to cryfuck a half-built robot girlfriend

unwelcome-groke.bsky.social•15 days ago

a mutilated micro-penis and a humiliating defeat. Sucks to be him...

rhinestonebrowboy.bsky.social•15 days ago

Kicks Cybertruck tyre in a rage. Hears ominous clang as something falls off on the other side.

pkostek.bsky.social•15 days ago

Maybe he’s sobbing into that ridiculous cheese hat? I would like that very much.

bravolimapoppa.bsky.social•14 days ago

Nah. Doing ketamine until he's catatonic.

realfoxmueller.bsky.social•15 days ago

Taking something and playing with spoons, actually.

robinbobcat.bsky.social•15 days ago

We shall, all of us, dance in his glorious tears.

mitla96.bsky.social•15 days ago

Maybe crying into the cheese hat?

lithium425.bsky.social•15 days ago

Crying so hard he voids the warranty on his cybertruck

lonelysandperson.bsky.social•14 days ago

I feel like we're rapidly approaching the point where you can make a lefty political ad that just says, "Elon supports him. Make of that what you will."

gonzoinhouston.bsky.social•14 days ago

He spent $25 million on a state Supreme Court justice race. A race like that shouldn’t cost 1/10 that much, yet he spent all that.
And lost.

$25 million and you still lost. Fuck you!

chemotaxis.bsky.social•15 days ago

elon. elon people don't like you. they fucking hate you. the world is worse off for you being in it.

jamesgustina.bsky.social•15 days ago

Paying $25M to get boatraced within an hour of polls closing is his dipshit magnum opus

sixtyfps.bsky.social•15 days ago

There's still time to stop payment 😔

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