thewillbryant.bsky.social
Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.
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Actually, why not the New Yorker. But yeah.
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Never forget www.scannedfashionworld.com/2023/11/camp...
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(Cough) AOL Time Warner
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Yes, and the original photo comes from her Twitter. The bottom half is AI generated
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God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history.
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Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings.
In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
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It’s kind of like how Irish people refer to the pope as His Holiness and Brits refer to the same as that daft wanker in a benders titfer
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I’m come a cropper on it
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My British slang knowledge is entirely from reading old NMEs, Streets LPs, 90s indie flicks and the occasional Mayfair so just tell me: is it pronounced “shite” like “height”? Or is it just an amusing way of misspelling for print…
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Let me guess, instead of using a debit card at the grocery store they paid by
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1. Like the Trump conspiracy, the effort to preserve Bush's election-night lead combined street vigilantism with constitutional litigation. Indeed, the status quo Bush lawyers were fighting to defend was secured in part through vigilante violence.
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GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE.
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Hey moon you old af you’re almost completely grey 🤷🏻♂️
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Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car
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🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
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🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
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The subway masturbator lobby has really dropped the ball on this one!
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Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car
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I appreciate that this recipe gives the chef a specific instruction to recover
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Lived in Los Angeles for 13+ years and not once did a grocery store have every single thing I wanted or needed in stock. It just became a way of life to go to two stores if you wanted bread AND eggs AND that one cereal.
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im no expert but im pretty sure that's fucking stupid!
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Does Dr. Jazz have an opening next Thursday anytime after 11
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This is fair. There is a place in New Orleans that puts crawfish etouffee on dogs as a topping, weird but it works. Also asian slaw (in the kraut family but spicy/sweet, not sour). 🌭
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Chili dogs can be amazing, most people drown the dog in chili. Don’t do that!
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OK but spaghetti is still not a sandwich. Except for meatball sandwiches, those are sandwiches. And also spaghetti sandwiches are sandwiches. Shit, you got me
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Crust ain’t gonna stuff itself
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“Thanks for being an airbag” I say to everyone in biz class as I waddle wheezily to seat 240B
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With Aaron Paul as Dr. Watson. Every episode the writers make it seem like Cranston is gonna say “elementary” or Watson is gonna say “bitch” but they never do 😹😹
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Gotta keep billionaires and job creators strapped securely to the crumpliest and least survivable parts of the aircraft!
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ikr? I'm so justified for starting my own twitter with blackjack and hookers
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I’m $6.44 per each on it
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Boxcar Willie, duh!