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THEIR NOT EVEN HAPPY - dashare.zone ADMIN

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made my favorite sandwich (classic fried chicken) at home for the first time and let me tell you folks: it was one of the great sandwiches of my life. we are capable of anything if we put our minds to it. the only thing we have to lose is our chains

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

"elon musk is autistic! and he's on ketamine!!!" so are all my friends, stop making him sound cool

submitted 417 days ago • 25 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 10 days ago • 5659 comments

lmao

submitted 10 days ago • 1494 comments

My heart ached when I was reminded that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted for trying to make academic knowledge more accessible to the public. Meta, meanwhile, is doing it for their own bottom line. I'm going to guess that no one at Meta will be looking at spending 35 years in jail for this.

submitted 14 days ago • 21 comments

absolutely hate to pick up a heat signature on the scanners. MULTIPLE heat signatures? oh brother!!

submitted 17 days ago • 16 comments

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

submitted 20 days ago • 585 comments

That's why they're desperate to kill it

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

members of congress need to stop posting and telling US that WE have to do something. you are literally the government! log off and do your job!!!!!!

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I think Musk and Bezos and Zuckerberg, among others, believe their ownership of media companies and newspapers and social media platforms gives them not just influence, but the ability to dictate what American culture is, and I think they’re dead fucking wrong.

submitted 30 days ago • 18 comments

DO NOT PAY FOR NEWS PAPERS ,TELEVISION, MOVIE'S, SPOTTIFY ,AMAZON - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

submitted 34 days ago • 684 comments

????! That's so small!!!!! Oh my god

submitted 34 days ago • 32 comments

ppl on instagram are freaking out about how they are following trump or vance now "without consent" and it's like, yeah, you were following the POTUS and VP accounts...that's how that works. why are you following those accounts anyways? follow your friends and pro athletes and cool animals

submitted 34 days ago • 50 comments

Never had as many govt leakers reach out as I have today. Not even close

submitted 34 days ago • 433 comments

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

submitted 34 days ago • 75 comments

it doesn't "Feel Like" -3 outside. the temperature is 9. it feels like 9. whatever the wind is doing is none of my business

submitted 35 days ago • 11 comments

It’s convenient for Batman that most of the main villains in Gotham City are just some weird type of guy and not anyone who is functionally a god like you get in the next city over

submitted 35 days ago • 32 comments

The shrine to David Lynch at Bob's Big Boy is really something...

submitted 39 days ago • 39 comments

Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

submitted 38 days ago • 872 comments

Growing some borage indoors 🌱 the flower is sweet and tastes a little like honey, although tbh i just like growing blue flowers in winter

submitted 38 days ago • 66 comments

If you expressed “negative sentiment” toward insurance companies on social media following the murder of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO last month, the government was watching:

submitted 38 days ago • 328 comments

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

submitted 38 days ago • 134 comments

So phone metadata is actually sensitive and important information? So hard to keep this straight.

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

Once the ai bubble pops big tech has no hyper growth ideas left. The markets will see they spent $200bn on nothing and that they have no other growth ideas. Software based stocks get chopped, horrible layoffs, dark era in valuations

submitted 40 days ago • 71 comments

I'm becoming obsessed with those little hydrax fuckers they're horrid I feel a strong connection and sense of community with them

submitted 40 days ago • 36 comments

with david lynch's passing you're going to see a lot of tributes to his life and work, but I'd like to focus on something else: his hair. do you understand what percentage of 78 year old men have a thick, viking-esque mane like that? like 0.25%, maybe less. god smiled upon him

submitted 40 days ago • 34 comments

😬😬😬

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Someone should start making websites that are basically the old versions of websites before they sucked. Can't call it "Google before it sucked" so just call it Gorgle or whatever

submitted 45 days ago • 106 comments

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 46 days ago • 332 comments

[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?

submitted 45 days ago • 233 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 45 days ago • 138 comments

I'm here to roll dice and burn wood. And I'm all out of dice.

submitted 48 days ago • 6 comments

ACAB - dashare.zone ADMIN

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The Bluesky buildup over the last two months is pretty unique in recent internet history. It speaks to a longing for content that isn't stage-managed by algorithms. Here's user #47,000 (approx.) @ryanlcooper.com on what this moment says about monopoly control of Web 2.0:

submitted 50 days ago • 5 comments

hobbyless people will get a single hobby and think they've done something miraculous and that everyone else needs to try their specific hobby. No man you just finally figured out how to do something fulfilling. Congrats but relax. Get a second hobby

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HBO, once an unrelenting tv show hitmaker, is slowly starting to make more and more Huge Stinkers under the leadership of david zaslav. there's no way there's a medical drama about a pittsburgh hospital called "the pitt". that's a fake 30 rock show fuck you

submitted 51 days ago • 100 comments

NOW YOUR TALKEN - dashare.zone ADMIN

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trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump

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LADIES. rock his WORLD with this simple five word phrase: “tell me more about warhammer”

submitted 53 days ago • 6 comments

Here's 81 year old congresswoman Virginia Foxx who just fell down the stairs in Congress blanking on the House floor before being told what to say by a staffer in 2023

submitted 53 days ago • 135 comments