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tkeenie.bsky.social
idk? perpetual anxiety, lil unhinged stop reading my diary n get outta my swamp đź’…
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we must keep discriminating against cybertruck owners

Happy International Women's Day. I sure hope the international women are doing better than the American ones

If you think capitalism isn’t constantly pushing you to consume through psychological manipulation, debt streams and planned obsolescence you’re stupid

I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs

This Sunday, the whole country needs to spring forward from 1939.

Stop putting your fucking kids on social media you fucking weirdos

Accurate as heck

It's easy to get these numbers when only Republicans watch the speech. It's like a Fox News or Truth Social poll.

Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction

fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

putting every person who gives this idea a positive review on a registry

🚬 I needed this

Monarch Henchmen 21 > u

I hate the bullshit talking point that trans people shouldn’t be in the military because tax dollars shouldn’t be used for their transition. Um, yes the fuck it should. All trans people deserve free and accessible gender affirming care because all people deserve access to free healthcare.

The people that should be affected by measles are vaccinated and the ones who will be hurt and affected are not vaccinated bc of the choices of their parents (who are vaccinated)

fuck you mom & dad, building murder robots is not a phase! (*drone strikes a wedding*)

mmmm chili dawg on the key board

Why is it so hard for people to not take advantage of others? How pathetic can you be?

Why are thoughts hard for you? They hit the inside of your empty skull to hard?

While the Oscar’s are distracting you, they’re taking more of your rights away

Evil Morty Theme has no business going so hard

Cream cheese frosting with a hint of carrot cake

Netanyahu and Putin are the same. Their loyalty is not to a nation, allies, or ideals. Their loyalty is to themselves and oligarchy. They detest international law & human dignity. They are criminals heading enterprises of death, lies, and kleptocracy. To stand with one is to stand with both.

RIP everyone’s eyebrows lately

Stop having kids yo, spend ya money and have fun. Be selfish, you deserve it

YouTube shorts is ass and I miss TikTok but not enough to actually go back and delete again when it’s announced that Microsoft bought it

🤷‍♀️ I mean they would have so it fits

lol imagine becoming a billionaire to be bossed around by another billionaire. You were a loser then and a loser now 🫶

Baby if I see fresh tags on that Tesla, I know you’re a nazi

no awards shows. we have enough going on

đź’€

our Mother she hungers

found in the wild

I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable. 2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.

I am still so mad about this.

i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them

I truly hope you don’t see it until the rug is pulled from under you and there’s nothing left around you to support you. I’ll be there too but it won’t be in sympathy. I saw it all before you. We saw it all.

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

Says it all.

I don’t think that enough people realize that the shitshow we saw today was a full and complete capitulation by the United States. The west lost the Cold War in front of our eyes.

Him: It’s a free country. Me: Where you living, bub?

That’s a cuck chair now.

I will never forgive you for this, we won’t speak after the war

DJT is going to the Super Bowl. This is a great time for Kendrick Lamar to shine and drop a really awesome diss track and it would be amazing if he brought out Dre to sing Arrest the President.

Nobody is illegal on stolen land, you are the neighbor that steals from other neighbors

Tulsi and Elon are russsian assets & you are a fool for thinking otherwise

DEI challenges “white excellence” and it was the first time they had to face that they’re not even competing in the same competition. You are probably not as qualified as you think :)

I know folks have said it already, but the most annoying shit is watching the least impressive people whine about “DEI” hires. Like, I’ve met dogs with more intellectual gravitas. Don’t be fooled by these clowns—most of them came in on an elevator and swear they took the stairs.

They’re not pro life, they are pro birth and control. They don’t give a shit as soon as that bag of cells has its own opinion