tonyp.bsky.social
New places are strange enough, but this feels like the digital equivalent of driving through town during lockdown 2020.
So much to say. Nothing to say. Lost. 🤐
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I wonder if “tongue punch in the fart box” will get a warning… 🤔
https://youtube.com/shorts/9WYnn85exzA?feature=share
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🎶 🎶🎶🦀🤣🤣🤣
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Maybe now I’ll be able to see all of those mythical boobs I’ve been hearing about.
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😢 so sorry to hear that. I feel you. I’ve had a week long headache that was impervious to Motrin and Excedrine. Existing was torture. I couldn’t sit or lay down without wanting that hammer. A Toradol shot cleared it up for a while. Driving to get it was miserable. Couldn’t turn head for mirrors.
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I am dumb. I can’t find this setting.
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😞😞😞
I get terrible headaches all the time. My biggest fear about getting the Moderna shot was all the awful headache stories. Thankfully, I got lucky. Also got lucky when I got covid. I couldn’t handle the headache you describe. I would probably want to bash my head with a hammer.
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I was in a band we called, “The Usuals.” I thought it would be a clever thing to see up on the marquee. After a while, I thought that maybe it wasn’t such a clever name choice. Figured people might look at it and say, “Alright. Another time, then…”
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☺️ looking forward to hearing it.
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You should post your songs. Just listened to Psych Nurse. Amazing. And then a stupid SoundCloud ad got in my way. Still… followed.
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Following because everything has been 💩 lately and I need more cats.
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😆 well, you may not be wrong. 🤷🏽♂️
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How about limiting access to the Minister of Twitter Propaganda’s tweets? His bullshit and anyone else spreading his bullshit always happen to be the first thing I see when I open the app.
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😆 But which one are you? 🤨
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Im proud of this high level meme
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I use this an insane amount
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Finding out it is no longer a recurring meeting
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Geez. Was it filled with cauliflower and Brussels sprouts?
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Weird that those are also the people that brushed off the 🍊 wanting to bang his daughter.
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Was there a marching band?
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True… but oh, that George…
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I will! Seems like a no-brainer, doesn’t it? Can’t believe it never occurred to me 😆
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Yeesh 😑 the only ones I can’t ignore are the high pitched ones. Those manage to break through. Especially when it’s my little asshole (dog).
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I’m the asshole neighbor who tells the other neighbors that I never hear it until someone points it out. I’m way too good at ignoring what goes on around here 🤷🏽♂️😁
…except for the Brandon/Trump/Maga flags and bumper stickers in proximity. 😒
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Todd kept me bouncing back and forth between really liking and really hating Shaw 😆 and well, I’ve liked you since Dark Skies. 🛸
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Cottage cheese is hurl-inducing because looks like popcorn ceiling scrapings mixed In kindergarten paste.
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I feel ashamed to admit that I’ve never tried that 😑
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One of those boobs would say we all are 🤢
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Those aren’t the boobs I’m looking for.
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Well this app was fun while it lasted.
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Hmm one day I should configure Face ID like that and then unlock my phone in crowded elevators. Really slow ones. Not saying a word.
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Sounds like a feature request: set up alternate face. 🤔
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#FixedIt
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You know how some films are parodied in theme and title by the adult film industry? This gem may have been overlooked. 😏
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😉
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But here, it could be a trick of the camera. Doesn’t it add like, 10 ft lbs, or something like that?
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But who’s sausage? 🤔
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Sounds like sex flavored vodka
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Got Stones?
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No… he didn’t. Did he? 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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When social media can’t get the job done…
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I feel you. Mine feels like he weighs 50lbs when he decides to just stomp on me and plop himself on my chest when I’m resting on the couch. Sometimes, he’ll jump from the cat tree. That feels awesome 😑