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Here for jokes. Buffalo, NY 6-8 reposts of the best jokes I see on here every Wednesday. Like clockwork when I get to the bar.
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Smoking some cheaper cuts today. Boneless country style ribs and chicken drumsticks. $10 worth of meat at the store. #bbqmunity

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

it will take approximately 21 years to pay back the student loan debt incurred for the marketing degree that resulted in this sign

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

submitted 8 days ago • 83 comments

When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.

submitted 11 days ago • 29 comments

i’ve never met a squirrel I didn’t want to start a business with

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

"There is no greater privilege than to work for an institution whose mandate is to do the right thing, the right way, for the right reasons. We will not abandon this principle to keep our jobs. We resign."

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

If some dead guy emerged from a cave, I would beat him with a shovel

submitted 15 days ago • 48 comments

Ruffled chips are just corduroy potatoes.

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 44 comments

Santa Claus: I bring presents to children around the world. Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy. Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth. *others back away*

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

yeah. i want to "archive" an email. it wasn't an accident. i clicked that on purpose, because of how much i love to "archive" an email.

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

Rights of due process don't depend on our personal opinions of the accused. For example, I regard the January 6, 2021, criminals as insurrectionists and traitors - yet I am still glad that each and every one of them got a proper trial before they were convicted and sentenced.

submitted 17 days ago • 148 comments

First guy to use corporate speak: ok so let's touch base and compare notes to make sure we're on the same page, then I can run it up the flagpole Other guy in meeting: jenkins what the fuck are you talking about

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

been a long time since I stapled some papers together, wonder if I still have what it takes

submitted 20 days ago • 25 comments

*random pain in my chest* "Oh fuck, bring it on. YES." *Burps, pain is gone* "Welp, there's always next time"

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

It wasn’t long before the tattoo parlor realized I had lied on my résumé.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this

submitted 23 days ago • 161 comments

I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation

submitted 23 days ago • 807 comments

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

submitted 8637 days ago • 102 comments

Imagine this: it’s your 80th birthday. You look back satisfied with life. You’re surrounded by people who love you. The Hamburglar is there.

submitted 24 days ago • 28 comments

hi, i'm Johnny Knoxville & this is 2025...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

what stage of capitalism is it where I am eating 3 day old spaghetti for breakfast?

submitted 26 days ago • 15 comments

Doctors always ask about if you're pooping and how you're pooping. They never ask where.

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

you can just say "squirrel" instead of "scroll" to amuse yourself. no one will notice

submitted 35 days ago • 28 comments

I’m sorry, but the $5.00 you gave me off my first order is not worth receiving emails every day for the next 200 years

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

Your dentist doesn't floss either. He just brings it up to keep you in your place you worthless piece of shit.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

hi, i’m the inventor of bacon packaging and i fucking hate you so much, eat shit

submitted 287 days ago • 23 comments

Me: *gets compliment* My brain: Do a weird laugh. No, weirder

submitted 39 days ago • 11 comments

I got to see just how far we’ve come from the witch trials by watching my friend turn her kitchen lights on and off with her phone.

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

“Damn! It feels good to be a gangsta” I mumble to myself while walking out of Arby’s after using an expired coupon.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Every living expense should be a tax write-off. This is America, we are capitalists. Individuals are businesses. I can't run my business without food and shelter. My time is worth money. When I sleep, that's a loss of income. What I'm saying is, I'm doing my taxes right now and it's not going well.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

Happy Opening Day!

submitted 39 days ago • 33 comments

A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta

submitted 123 days ago • 100 comments

"Niles, what did you put in this smoothie?"

submitted 712 days ago • 1 comment

To be honest, I was never emotionally invested in your old menu options.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Cut my food into pieces, I am on life support, -Grandpapa Roach

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments