twistdinagony.bsky.social
Horror fan, lover of awful movies, wannabe artist, humanist, biker
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Nobody thought of it before because he's already dead! *sobbing*
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Remember: Pete was the tangerine tyrant's first choice. Now he's going to have to look at his backups. Can you imagine how awful they are if Hegseth was the turd that floated to the top of that toilet?
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I'm genuinely happy this got some traction and everyone is sharing their favorite dinosaur! It shows there's still some good in the world.
Mine is the styracosaurus. It's like a metalhead triceratops with its extra spikes.
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Honestly, styracosaurus! It's like a triceratops decided it wanted more spikes.
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"Injuries"? What a dumbass.
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It was pretty obvious this was going to happen. I mean, if he put massive tariffs on goods from China, his MAGAt propaganda would cost his cult hundreds of dollars per piece.
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That's another thing that sucks about adulthood. No one talks about their favorite dinosaurs anymore. It's like nobody cares!
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Kindergarten Cop
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Sadly, we know that he was playing against cronies and people who want something from him. Sadly, he's the kind of person who is ok with a "win" like that. I feel like he's the main character in one of those childhood fables where the lesson is "don't be like this guy."
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He specifically said they were "kissing his ass to make a trade deal". I think his delusional narcissism took over after all 75 of them said "Trade deal? Kiss my ass!"
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The man who, in February, told the world that the biggest weakness of society is empathy now wants us all to feel bad for him in March.
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Doesn't that idiot hang out with Caitlyn Jenner?
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Trump's newest cabinet officials: the klu klux klams.
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Both are acceptable captions
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So bury me in the back of the forest
Down in the muck I'll find my piece
Just bury me in the back of the forest
And don't ever come looking for me
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Another fun fact - Nintendo put a clause in the contract: they refused to be consulted on anything about the movie. Supposedly, the directors tried to send some early drafts of the screenplay to them. Nintendo responded by threatening to take away the rights to Mario, sighting breech of contract.
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I will always be in awe of the fact that Jet Grind Radio was more of a game than Jet Set Radio, so much so that Sega had to release a "U.S. Edition" in Japan. Apparently the two levels in Grind City where you play Combo and Cube's backstory weren't in the original Japanese release.
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I loved Pete & Pete. Her character's dad was played by Iggy Pop! It was so surreal, and it was so good. This broke my heart.
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Remember, though, Kirk's famous line about not wanting Millhouse to have two spaghetti meals in a day comes from a Tree House of Horror. Nothing put forward in those episodes is to be considered canon. That means he might be ok with Millhouse having two spaghetti meals in a day.
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He spelled Yale with a 6
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I keep as much of my physical media as possible. I had some shitty experiences with stuff like iTunes way back when, so I can't trust them. I love the convenience of accessing my digital stuff from anywhere, but that can be taken away.
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The Critic
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According to the DVD commentary on this episode, this joke was inspired by a real-life billboard featuring Bart. It was on the Fox lot. I can't remember the specifics, but the one on the lot was every bit as absurd as this one.
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Believe it or not I already failed. I couldn't find a magazine cover featuring the first show that popped into my mind to post.
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I kinda want to do this, too.
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It's a red Swingline
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The Pinta's Quest VMU mini game and then using the VMU to find Chams to feed Fina's pet so it can level up are truly unique and innovative ways to utilize the Dreamcast hardware. I'm not sure how they did Chams on the GameCube reissue.
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Moe and his voodoo. He was also a snake handler at one point.
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Eye-gor!
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The first 3 have all been reissued ahead of the new one they've announced.
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Maybe they had a primitive version?
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I liked Inferno, but it felt like they rushed it out at the end. It takes a marked nosedive just past the halfway point. They start recycling enemies that don't really belong in the later levels of hell. If they had maintained the game would be legendary
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Majestic and the adorable blep for good measure!
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I'm trying to remember the last game that I went back and finished strictly because I didn't want to feel like I wasted the money. I know I've done it, but it's been a while.
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A very important and exhausting job.
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In the center of the room you're going to subject yourself to unnecessary and unwanted attention. And you'll be in everyone's way, thus forcing extra, awful social interactions when people mistake you for a social person instead of a rogue Faye creature trying to secretly observe human behavior
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Ok, seriously, I'm starting to feel like Julian Glover when "he chose poorly" in The Last Crusade.
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Keep making and keep sharing. This post just came across my feed, so I started looking at your work. It's wonderful. It's deep. It's powerful. You have a new fan now.
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Followed by what kind of birth control you're using. Then comes the seemingly obligatory "have you tried losing weight?"
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I quoted a Tarantino film when I signed people's 8th grade year books
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Years ago I had to return some stuff I bought online. After two days the tracking activity stopped. There was no activity on it for about 3 weeks. Then, suddenly, I got a message from the retailer saying that they received my return and were processing a refund.
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But what kind of soup?
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Cover your holes