Profile avatar
uncensoredbookworm.bsky.social
I like books, cats, and being delightfully unhinged on the internet ✨ she/her
54 posts 8 followers 11 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 42 Comments 6

I've said it once and I'll say it again... I love books 🫶🏻

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Having to go back to work after time off is so rude 🙄

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It's my birthday! Please send pictures of your cats and tell them I said hello :)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Mosh pits are so weird lol

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

1:30am: staring at my bookshelves, trying to make the impossible decision of what book to read next

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Man oh man, I love books 🫶🏻

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

When I say “my cat is the prettiest cat on earth” please understand that YOUR CAT is also the prettiest cat on Earth. BOTH of our dogs are the cutest dogs in America. My pets’ beauty does not take away from your pets’ beauty. They are all good dogs, Brant.

submitted 38 days ago • 248 comments

If I was a tree, I'd lie down sometimes. I'd be like "I know it's against the rules, but...”

submitted 38 days ago • 11 comments

For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.

submitted 39 days ago • 136 comments

owning a cat is so stupid like yes this is my best friend he is 20 pounds and screams

submitted 39 days ago • 120 comments

imagine jeffrey dahmer walking into a 5 guys and reading the menu like well that’s def not what i was expecting.

submitted 39 days ago • 43 comments

Well I think that's enough doomscrolling for tonight

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I'll definitely hit my reading goal this year because I'm going to want to hide from the news 🙃

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Bro. When I'm super excited I pump my fists. Or like, throw up the rock and roll fingers. Or yell "whoo hoo" or something. If i was excited there's like an infinite list of things I would do before... that.

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

If everything is making you feel like a rhinoceros is sitting on your chest, you are not alone (I feel like a rhinoceros is sitting on my chest)

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

I’m entering my Fetal Position Era

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

I'm Canadian and I'm scared. I cannot imagine how terrified Americans are tonight.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

In case you needed a rosemary today:

submitted 39 days ago • 54 comments

If I was Waldo, I’d hide too

submitted 40 days ago • 6 comments

anyone seen the Von Trapp Family Singers? They were supposed to perform at the inaugural ball tonight, but they haven't shown up. weird.

submitted 39 days ago • 128 comments

What a weird time. Hold onto your butts

submitted 39 days ago • 124 comments

There was ice on the inside of our apartment windows this morning.... please send help

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

You know it’s too damn cold in your house when you open the fridge and the temperature inside is the same outside.

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

Just got in the shower and obviously I had my glasses off but I could see this huge dark spot on the wall like a spider so I immediately got out and put my glasses on and IT WAS A MASSIVE FUCKING COCKROACH

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

pushing shit off the counter with my cats so they know i care about their hobbies

submitted 40 days ago • 9 comments

Anyone else a little over companies emotionally traumatizing you for political stunts? Or is it just me? Im fuckin tired.

submitted 40 days ago • 15 comments

Instagram seems to be glitching today because every from the TikTok has flocked over

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I wasn't planning to leave the house at all this weekend but my sister begged me to go to the mall (ugh) with her tomorrow so I agreed only if we also go to the bookstore

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

never seen the 6th sense but it’s cool they made a movie where dead people can feel seen

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

My nephew is having a Toy Story themed birthday party this year and naturally, I want to wear something on theme. I'm thinking a Disneybound vibe but I can't decide which character. Please brainstorm with me.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

"Cat puke? Sir, I know nothing about this 'cat puke' of which you speak, and frankly I'm offended at the suggestion that I might. Good day, sir. I said, good day!"

submitted 42 days ago • 377 comments

My cat has midnight zoomies and 6am zoomies and 10am zoomies and 2pm zoomies.... he just zooms

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

There are so many huge things to fear and discuss that I've found myself taking refuge in minor complaints, like "I can't find the precise kind of herbal tea that I want," or "These tomatoes are slightly too fibrous." There's something so satisfying about a minor gripe.

submitted 42 days ago • 115 comments

I think they've turned up the heat in our building to prepare for "an extreme cold front" but now I am perpetually sweating 🙃

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched the Jerry Springer documentary and simply... what the fuck

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

one of my favorite things in life is that sometimes there's a cat

submitted 42 days ago • 37 comments

Anyone else feeling a near crippling sense of foreboding?

submitted 43 days ago • 27 comments

My tastebuds are not fancy enough for fancy restaurants lol

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

IGNOREguration, amirite?

submitted 43 days ago • 122 comments

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

submitted 43 days ago • 184 comments

Omg that yawn and him hiding is the cutest thing ever 🥰🥰

submitted 43 days ago • 17 comments

"people are making more money why are they upset?!" Because even those updated wages arent enough to afford a 1br apartment and thats not even considering children.

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments