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vancecortino.bsky.social
Cat enthusiast, sci-fi enjoyer, Anarcho-spiritualist(ish), redneck, 2x cancer survivor.
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I want to reiterate that these pickets MUST include handouts and fliers for passerbys. It's essential.

submitted 18 hours ago • 27 comments

"you are not immune to propaganda" i am. i dont watch tv. i just go online and develop conspiracy theories that are orthogonal to modern politics. bigfoot is an immortal magician living at the center of the earth

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

What are you gonna do, shoot me in the face with a crossbow at a New Jersey pet store?

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social committing murder in his latest Garbage Day, this is the opening paragraph and it just goes harder from here www.garbageday.email/p/democrats-...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

He thinks he’s helping me sleeve a new magic deck.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

How big of a horse do you need to be kicked in the head by in order to believe Cuomo is a leftist

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Replying to something with a simple “Skill issue.” Is such a perfect modern example of the laconic reply.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Weekend activities. Good balance of being lazy and touching snow-covered grass.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

We are enjoying our day off and not doing anything today.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, labor unions were the negotiated compromise to blowing up factories with dynamite

submitted 24 days ago • 28 comments

Ngl, the minute a twitch stream has one of those new AI bit redemption voiceover extensions, I find something else to watch.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Usually I take an edible before bed so I don’t dream but I swear to god this morning I woke up in the middle of one where the Cleveland Indians changed their name to the Cleveland Findians and the mascot was still Chief Wahoo but it was the Wahoo species of fish in a fire chief hat

submitted 24 days ago • 19 comments

it rules how whenever you criticize democrats a thousand people crash into your mentions to angrily demand you explain "what exactly would you like them to do" and then they do this

submitted 24 days ago • 55 comments

be nice if the last Democrat in office had made prosecuting this stuff a priority but lmao

submitted 28 days ago • 29 comments

Going to my LGS' Aetherdrift release tomorrow and probably spending too much on a new precon and more accessories. Do I know what I'm doing? No. But that won't stop me!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I think I need to get back on a motorcycle this year 🤔

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

If Khanna is your rep, pls feel free to call him up and tell him what you think of this. reps.fyi

submitted 32 days ago • 23 comments

One thing I think you're gonna see a lot more of is a new resurgence of liberals rooting for the CIA/FBI.

submitted 32 days ago • 38 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments

This evening, every Democrat on the Senate Agriculture Committee backed the nomination of MAGA wingnut climate denier Brooke Rollins for Secretary of Agriculture, who admitted to a lack of basic knowledge of the department's workings. Every. Single. One. Led by @amyklobuchar.com. #Assistance

submitted 33 days ago • 168 comments

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

submitted 35 days ago • 583 comments

Just a few weekend pics.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Democratic Party’s newly elected Chair, Ken Martin: “There are a lot of good billionaires out there that have been with Democrats, who share our values, and we will take their money. But we’re not taking money from those bad billionaires.”

submitted 35 days ago • 598 comments

review of any product i have purchased in any of the last three years: can you guys stop emailing me

submitted 78 days ago • 10 comments

It’s day 6 of cupcakes for breakfast season

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 80 days ago • 1384 comments

United States only 1.87% of earth’s surface area but has the vast majority of alien spacecraft sightings. Thats called #globalleadership, UFOs just sense we’re the winners, the big dawgs

submitted 80 days ago • 101 comments

My week long vacation starts tomorrow, so naturally today is the day that I start to get sick. Guess it's time to no-life Farm Sim 25 in pajamas.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

donald trump completely getting away with repeatedly breaking the law makes the dems getting stymied by the senate parliamentarian look even more pathetic in retrospect

submitted 103 days ago • 3 comments